Now, y'all look here... thar's a differ'nce tween a Southern Weddin' and a Redneck Weddin'. These here photo-graphs depict a Redneck Weddin'.
I's born en raised in North Gawga (by the way, Gawgans refer to everythang north of 'lanter as bein' North Gawga... as soon as you go below I-285, you're in South Gawga) and I have never... I mean NEVER seen anything like this here. Nawt even close. At's just funnier'n hell, right thar.
Thats a great story! Loved it! Well, you recorded the story for them, as wild as it may be! Probably will be a legend amongst their family as far as family events go.
I've red, laughed, showed to my wife ....and she brought very good point:
T Hellsten - IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
Think about it!
quote:
"anywho I found the cake and the cake top there was no staff to put it together so I did. I moved it out into the hall area and set it up nice with some candles and their centre piece / wine glasses and bouquets and such it looked very good. took some pics and such and awaited the groom and bride to cut and smoosh...."
You shouldn't really mess with a fate. Maybe bride hated that cake and didn't care for it. YOU BROUGHT IT OUT! I think you are liable for all this mess!
They could sue you as well. You are there to document the event, not to interfere with a nature of the wedding.
Next time before messing up with things nobody asked you for, THINK HARD!
and thanks for the laugh =)
alkorn wrote:
I've red, laughed, showed to my wife ....and she brought very good point:
T Hellsten - IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
Think about it!
quote:
"anywho I found the cake and the cake top there was no staff to put it together so I did. I moved it out into the hall area and set it up nice with some candles and their centre piece / wine glasses and bouquets and such it looked very good. took some pics and such and awaited the groom and bride to cut and smoosh...."
You shouldn't really mess with a fate. Maybe bride hated that cake and didn't care for it. YOU BROUGHT IT OUT! I think you are liable for all this mess!
They could sue you as well. You are there to document the event, not to interfere with a nature of the wedding.
Next time before messing up with things nobody asked you for, THINK HARD!
and thanks for the laugh =) ...Show more →
you know you are right.... I should have left it alone the same thing would have happened the would not have cut the cake....
my bad...
or
I could have always hoisted up the cake and tossed it. at least I would have had some fun too....
trillium wrote:
More pics! Certainly there must be more.
Show the wardrobe malfunction, but with strategically placed gausian blur.
Mike
well those pics will be in my new coffee table book
"When Weddings Go REAL BAD!!!"
no actually I stopped shooting as soon as the beer and wine and glass started to fly. the scarry event happened with the last piece of cake and around about when the beer started to be used as ammo.
trust me you did not want to see that.... these were not puppies man they were fully grown Dawgs.... the way she reholstered the beasts has scarred me for life...
OMG. I can't believe that wedding! I hope I'll never live to see anything like it. Seriously. Don't people have ANY upbringing That marriage can't possibly last for long...
And Newk's wedding. God, I can't believe that either. WHY do people spend tons of money and then end up turning it all into some total catastrophy?
Olef wrote:
Never in my wildest dreams could I imagine someone attending a wedding in a vest and baseball cap.
Vest? You are giving this guy too much credit. That's a certified wife beater!
excelguru wrote:
Now, y'all look here... thar's a differ'nce tween a Southern Weddin' and a Redneck Weddin'. These here photo-graphs depict a Redneck Weddin'.
I's born en raised in North Gawga (by the way, Gawgans refer to everythang north of 'lanter as bein' North Gawga... as soon as you go below I-285, you're in South Gawga) and I have never... I mean NEVER seen anything like this here. Nawt even close. At's just funnier'n hell, right thar.
Tim that was a hell of a wedding. I do not do weddings any more but I have never been involved in something like that. As a matter of fact, I do not remember any single wedding where I participated where people misbehaved.
I just wonder how you felt.
Unquestionably, a horrible experience.
William.
I should have left it alone the same thing would have happened the would not have cut the cake....
That marriage can't possibly last for long...
followed this thread from POTN. Awesome story. Just un-fvcking believeable.