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p.1 #1 · Hardcore Parkour!

Any Office fans out there? HAHA

Anyways, my Father who really isn't sure why I went to art school for photography, or went back for another degree in Art Education is trying to come to grips with I won't be in the military, nor will I be a "businessman" suit and tie guy everyday.

He came down to celebrate my daughter's 1st birthday and brought with him a full page ad from the "Coupon Clipper" magazine.

Wasn't sure if he thought I should check the photog out, or what..maybe just a connection to something I enjoy. Who know's.

I went to the site, it was...well...what I expected? The add has packages for 8hrs, full CD for $995.

Then I went to the blog....
http://halavision.blogspot.com/

"You can use filters to turn your pictures into amazing art fairly quickly. "

Nov 23, 2009 at 12:44 AM

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p.1 #2 · Hardcore Parkour!

amazing art = death pallor zombie skin.

Nov 23, 2009 at 12:48 AM

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ksmahgrts wrote:
amazing art = death pallor zombie skin.

You'd be surprised about what's art these days... (/Alex having just returned from the Tate Modern....)

Nov 23, 2009 at 12:51 AM

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p.1 #4 · Hardcore Parkour!

... Want to kick him in the face -_-

Evan

Nov 23, 2009 at 12:52 AM

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p.1 #5 · Hardcore Parkour!

some kind of joke maybe?!

Nov 23, 2009 at 02:28 AM

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p.1 #6 · Hardcore Parkour!

Dude, I was looking forward to seeing some people flipping upside down off of buildings.

fail.

Nov 23, 2009 at 03:19 AM

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p.1 #7 · Hardcore Parkour!

Lumen01 wrote:
... Want to kick him in the face -_-

Evan

Yup.

Nov 23, 2009 at 03:22 AM

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p.1 #8 · Hardcore Parkour!

ksmahgrts wrote:
amazing art = death pallor zombie skin.

I'm not sure I've seen skin such a lovely shade of grey before...

Nov 23, 2009 at 03:35 AM

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p.1 #9 · Hardcore Parkour!

OMG - that's a MUST read blog..... it's been bookmarked !

- travis

Nov 23, 2009 at 07:13 AM

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p.1 #10 · Hardcore Parkour!

The blog title is rather amusing... I SHOOT PEOPLE.

It's like Soylent Green for photographers.

Nov 23, 2009 at 08:18 AM

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p.1 #11 · Hardcore Parkour!

crazy how crappy his pictures are for using a D300 and 70-200....hate when people butcher their photos!

Nov 23, 2009 at 09:52 AM

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MTBtrials wrote:
Dude, I was looking forward to seeing some people flipping upside down off of buildings.

fail.

+1

Nov 23, 2009 at 10:24 AM

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p.1 #13 · Hardcore Parkour!

Ton of Weak photogs with top notch gear and a logo and brand claiming to be Pro togs on Facebook..

It is sickening. !~

Nov 23, 2009 at 03:05 PM

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p.1 #14 · Hardcore Parkour!

"You may have some great photos, portraits that you're proud of, but would still like to give your images a more "professional" look."

It seems you all could learn something if you took the time to stop making fun and put some effort in.

Nov 23, 2009 at 03:36 PM

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p.1 #15 · Hardcore Parkour!

I agree with JakeB.

if you'd just get over yourselves you'd learn all sorts of interesting things from that blog...

for instance, did you know that some cameras have Aperature settings? Didn't think so!

Or that in order to get photos of the inside of a kitchen one needs an SLR?

And how about the fact that wedding photographers use off-camera flash to avoid the dreaded red-eye?

How about Nikon's secret Nikor lenses?

ROFLMAO!!!

Nov 23, 2009 at 07:14 PM

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p.1 #16 · Hardcore Parkour!

huh.... ive never took mine off auto. what is Apachure?

Nov 23, 2009 at 08:47 PM

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p.1 #17 · Hardcore Parkour!

WOW! I was thinking the same thing about the site title "I Shoot People" hmmmm..... There unfortunately will always be a part of the population who is impressed with gimmicks, filters and actions. They don't see that the whole meat and potatoes of composition, focus and SUBSTANCE is missing. Everyone has a market right?

Nov 23, 2009 at 10:51 PM

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p.1 #18 · Hardcore Parkour!

monoatomic72 wrote:
The blog title is rather amusing... I SHOOT PEOPLE.

It's like Soylent Green for photographers.

This made me laugh out loud! Everyone looked at me funny but it was totally worth it!

Evan

Nov 23, 2009 at 11:07 PM

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