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p.4 #18 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011) | |
You may all win the battle but I'll win the war...in the end.
So, Karl, how about me coming as a guest to your wedding. I bet it would be fun to participate and see one of these guys above at work.
I promise that I will only bring one body (mine) + one lens (the one from the phone camera), dress in vivid orange + green and ONLY AT MIDNIGHT transform myself into your beloved Uncle Bob who remembered that he lef in the car all his pro gear. At that point I will sneak under the pro's camera, shoot from over his shoulder, rise in front of his big white lens exactly at the cake cutting peak moment and do all my best to ruin his shots and get the good ones for myself. I also promise that I will give to you all my shots in full resolution (yes - that's a whopping 21mp) and undercut the pro you choose even more.
I will get a lot of fans among your other guests after this, and the pro would get laughed at about the (ridiculously high) prices he asks for the prints. You will be able to print as large as you want from my shots much cheaper.
How about that? I think it will be a great idea...
I forgot the link to the site: Uncle Bob's site
PS. Check the blog too: Uncle Bob's blog
See you at the wedding !
With love,
your uncle Bob
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