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The rest of the story:
She could not get it to come back to life, so I had her bring it to me. I opened it up (removed the entire back panel) and, even after days of drying, there were drops of water easily visible. I did some more aggressive drying and now it is working.
I told her not to trust it, so she will be looking for a replacement here on FM. But it will provide a backup and second body, at least for now.
Thanks to all who contributed to the success.