Hasselblad Lunar - Recommended by the Klingon empire.
No, Klingons would never disgrace their honor by using something that is so obviously associated with luxury and cosmetic adornment.
But if you want to stick with the Star Trek theme...
"Hasselblad Lunar - It would make a Ferengi blush."
I know, it isn't even a remotely fair comparison. The K-01 is also way cheaper and does actually attempt to do something different from what it is based on. It's aesthetics are also targeting something totally different than the tasteless bling market the Lunar is.
Alright - how 'bout this instead:
Hasselblad Lunar - A Signature Design by Kim Jong-un
Hasselblad Lunar - Man dat's some fine weeeed!
Hasselblad Lunar - We have better use for your money
Hasselblad Lunar - Invest in precious metals
Hasselblad Lunar - More karats than Bugs Bunny can handle