hammaggot wrote:
If nobody guess your daughters age I could really use the book and post it back on the thread in a couple weeks when Im done reading it. Thanks, Alan
Hint: She is older than 3 but younger than 12. Pick a number and it could be your lucky day.
Alright. Brandon12 got the filter wallet. For another good joke, I've got some 58mm color filters that I got off of here that might go. I got a red, green, yellow, and orange. One per person, please.
A photographer goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, "You are a beautiful woman, would you like to sit for me at my studio?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the poor guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and quietly says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which the photographer responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
