p.1 #3 · Withdrawn: Laughing Baby Puppet for Fuji 27mm - No Joke.
You'll never be able to get rid of it. You can send it across the country but it will be back in your bed the following day. You can play tug-of-war with your dog until the appendages are scattered and your dog is pooping out the stuffing and it will be back in your bed the next day looking as good as the pics. What, in karma's name, did you get yourself into to get so cursed?
Or maybe you and the dummy are in-cahoots... how many lenses has your little crooked partner fetched you?
GLWS. I'm surprised this trade has gotten so little attention.