1. Get crate of birds. Like 2 dozen of them. Or 100.
2. Open crate.
3. Immediately after opening crate, have assistant fire 12 gauge. If it's a semi-auto, keep going until that magazine is empty.
4. Watch birds fly like berserk-o birds.
5. Photograph priceless expressions like your Al-effing-Hitchcock.

ps. Warn bride of heat-toting assistant before hand. Possibly hand out earplugs to guests for added effect. Oh, even better would be the over-the-top ear muffs. That would be a sweet look.

pps. Remind assistant to refrain from actually shooting doves, no matter how badly he/she might want to. It probably won't go over well.

hendrikm wrote:
20 seconds of dove release that will change your mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsrbZHVOAt0

I loled SO HARD.

~Sam