I get women follow me into the mens room all the time actually.

I would zip up and exit, sneak out as quietly as you could so that she was left talking loudly to herself in the bathroom.

Evan Baines wrote:
Urinal etiquette is that guys NEVER talk to or look at each other while using a urinal. Its just not done.

http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html

In the stalls, casual conversation is generally frowned upon, but sometimes words of encouragement are OK, particularly in response to loud or odorous usage.


There are some exceptions to the rule, simple sentences are permitted such as "Man that water is cold", or "I'm just renting the beer".

bobrossi wrote:
There are some exceptions to the rule, simple sentences are permitted such as "Man that water is cold", or "I'm just renting the beer".

Two men are peeing off a bridge, one man says "water is cold," the other says "water is deep"

it pays to pee.

meeting with daughter #1 a week from today

i'm just glad tony wasn't in the stall between us. bitch would have stolen my gig!

gravygraffix wrote:
lol i was TAKING PICS in the womens bathroom last weekend,,, that felt awkward!

ROFL Been there, done that .. and didn't even get arrested. Was doing portrait work at the Danville Spa for a women's Wine and Shoes event and got given a space in the women's bathroom to set up.

Makes a great conversation starter ... what did you do at work today dear? Oh, nothing much, just photographing a bunch of tipsy women in the ladies bathroom.

BUT what I really want to know about the OP story is "Did you use a wide stance"

camey wrote:

BUT what I really want to know about the OP story is "Did you use a wide stance"

uh.

i'm a chick.

Too funny!! Glad you got some new leads.

Great story! "#1 wedding photographer and marketer reels in #2 customer!"

dmacmillan wrote:
Great story! "#1 wedding photographer and marketer reels in #2 customer!"

nadroj wrote:
bobrossi wrote:
There are some exceptions to the rule, simple sentences are permitted such as "Man that water is cold", or "I'm just renting the beer".

Two men are peeing off a bridge, one man says "water is cold," the other says "water is deep"

Second man was me.

ok. enough, children.

can we please check the penis jokes at the door?

ksmahgrts wrote:
ok. enough, children.

can we please check the penis jokes at the door?

Yowzers!

I think most of us figured just about anything goes, within forum rules, in a thread about pee. Sorry

ksmahgrts wrote:
i'm just glad tony wasn't in the stall between us. bitch would have stolen my gig!
And now we know the REST of the stoooory.... Good laugh everyone!