The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)
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nikt
Registered: Oct 21, 2005
Total Posts: 5458
Country: Australia

(For those that would like a brief distraction ).

Opening Title:
It is a dark time for the
Rebellion. Although the Death
Camera 5D has been superseded,
'L" Series lens have driven the
Nikon rumours from their hidden
base and pursued them across
the internet forum sites.



DARTH WESTFALL
What is thy bidding, my master?

EMPEROR MITARAI
On a new D3 on ebay. It's going to sell for under $3000.

DARTH WESTFALL
I have felt it.

EMPEROR MITARAI
We have a new rumour - the D3x.

DARTH WESTFALL
Yes, my master.

EMPEROR MITARAI
It could destroy us.

DARTH WESTFALL
It is just a rumour, Obi-Thom can no
longer predict it's release.

EMPEROR MITARAI
The Force is strong with this rumour. The
son of D3 must not become a
reality.

DARTH WESTFALL
If he could be turned, he would
become a powerful ally.

EMPEROR MITARAI
Yes. Yes. It would be a great
asset. Have you ever used a D3 Darth Westfall.

DARTH WESTFALL
No, my master. But there was this one time... at band camp.



NikonAndy
Registered: Apr 11, 2006
Total Posts: 1891
Country: United States

Darth Westfall
I, with my 5d II, am your father...

Luke Nikkorwalker
That's not true!.... That's impossible!



Mark Kenfield
Registered: Aug 25, 2007
Total Posts: 920
Country: Australia

*sigh*














Antonio Tiki
Registered: Jun 29, 2007
Total Posts: 337
Country: Australia

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.





gugs
Registered: Apr 16, 2005
Total Posts: 6961
Country: Belgium

let the farce be with you

Guy



Antonio Tiki
Registered: Jun 29, 2007
Total Posts: 337
Country: Australia

And for those that missed it before....

http://www.fredmiranda.com/forum/topic/682374/0



prashant
Registered: Apr 10, 2006
Total Posts: 396
Country: Germany

this is one of the best I have read.



Antonio Tiki
Registered: Jun 29, 2007
Total Posts: 337
Country: Australia

Andy, how about Luke Coolwalker.

http://www.digitalreview.ca/cams/Coolwalker_MSV01.shtml



panos.v
Registered: Dec 15, 2005
Total Posts: 3896
Country: United Kingdom

gugs wrote:
let the farce be with you

Guy


Let the fart be with you...



nikt
Registered: Oct 21, 2005
Total Posts: 5458
Country: Australia



I'm going to use these in the next episode you know.



ReyGay
Registered: Apr 20, 2003
Total Posts: 1471
Country: New Zealand

was this in any connection to my to porno Star Wars Lego? ...

Do the lines of what was her name, umm, Nat Portman, Queen of Naboo and make it really dirty ...


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ReyGay
Registered: Apr 20, 2003
Total Posts: 1471
Country: New Zealand

Antonio Tiki wrote:
Andy, how about Luke Coolwalker.

http://www.digitalreview.ca/cams/Coolwalker_MSV01.shtml



Me and my mates call him "Luke SkyW@nker"


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nikt
Registered: Oct 21, 2005
Total Posts: 5458
Country: Australia

Rey, no but I'll need those pieces for the video.



BenV
Registered: Jan 01, 2008
Total Posts: 5457
Country: United States

May the feces be with you.



Andre Labonte
Registered: Dec 21, 2005
Total Posts: 9865
Country: United States

And the saga continues ....

S3-PO
Alpha-the-Hut will now hear your pleas for mercy.

HAN SIGMA
3PO, you tell that Minolta ridden filth, hell get no lenses from us! Right!?

ChuZeissAcka
NO! (in a grogly voice)

Luke NikonWalker
Alpha, give us your chip, or be riddled with noise.



dj dunzie
Registered: Aug 14, 2006
Total Posts: 6495
Country: Canada

May da schwartz be wit you!



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Hendrik
Registered: Jul 21, 2002
Total Posts: 3851
Country: Netherlands

I love this.



forestmage
Registered: Sep 10, 2006
Total Posts: 876
Country: United States

obi-Thom! rofl. Loved reading this!



SoundHound
Registered: Jan 14, 2006
Total Posts: 4810
Country: United States

VERY SPECIAL!



bellyface
Registered: Mar 17, 2003
Total Posts: 4893
Country: United States

and for those mel brooks fans... my schwartz is bigger than yours



dj dunzie
Registered: Aug 14, 2006
Total Posts: 6495
Country: Canada

I can see your schwartz is as big as mine... now let's see how well you USE it!!

LUDICROUS speed... Are we stopped now? Good. Smoke if you got 'em...

Everyone knows I like to drink Mr. Coffee while I watch Mr. Radar don't they? OF COURSE WE DO, SIR!



xof711
Registered: Aug 21, 2008
Total Posts: 189
Country: United States

Pretty funny
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Grognard
Registered: Jun 11, 2005
Total Posts: 2093
Country: United States

LMAO!



tc95
Registered: Aug 01, 2008
Total Posts: 645
Country: United States

Wow can't wait till I can google this thread...!!!

Nikt -Will the sequal be Return of the D3x (or might be the D4 all grown up)....!!!

And you need the Prequal Rights...

The Phantom 5D
Attack of the 5D Mark 1
Revenge of the D2x



nikt
Registered: Oct 21, 2005
Total Posts: 5458
Country: Australia

hehe I'm sure we can have a bit of fun with the other episodes.

Andre, love it, we'll have to include it.



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