Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
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Jman13
Registered: May 02, 2005
Total Posts: 10691
Country: United States

Hasselblad Lunar

- Camera Decorating since 2012.

- Setting a new bar in hand made schlock.

- It costs more because we say so.


And finally:

Hasselblad: We used to be a camera company.



Yakim Peled
Registered: Nov 18, 2004
Total Posts: 16903
Country: Israel

Guys, you are hilarious.

Happy shooting,
Yakim.



Edwood
Registered: Sep 21, 2012
Total Posts: 4
Country: United States

douglasf13 wrote:


Exclusive spy shot of upcoming 6x6 mirroless camera, the Hasselblad Solar. Expected price: $78,000.




, Nice.

You didn't cover up the NEX-7 enough. Needs a few crystal Gems too.



Taylor Sherman
Registered: Mar 26, 2012
Total Posts: 1163
Country: United States

Hasselblad Lunar: spirinkled with actual moon rock dust.

(warning: moon rock dust is extremely toxic; do not handle, smell, or look at the Hasselblad Lunar)



douglasf13
Registered: Apr 09, 2008
Total Posts: 6080
Country: United States

Edwood wrote:
douglasf13 wrote:


Exclusive spy shot of upcoming 6x6 mirroless camera, the Hasselblad Solar. Expected price: $78,000.




, Nice.

You didn't cover up the NEX-7 enough. Needs a few crystal Gems too.



Hey, don't look at me, this is Hasselblad's design.



rscheffler
Registered: Aug 23, 2005
Total Posts: 4938
Country: Canada

Asian knockoff: Haggerbras Runal: rhinestone encrusted NEX-3 overstock



aleksanderpolo
Registered: Jan 18, 2010
Total Posts: 880
Country: United States

Lunar: Unleash your inner Looney (credit go to Roger)



Smridevan
Registered: Jul 19, 2011
Total Posts: 391
Country: United States

Hasselblad Lunar: Nothing feels more natural than touching your own wood.



mco_970
Registered: Apr 03, 2009
Total Posts: 5288
Country: United States

freaklikeme wrote:
Wait. Why are we dragging Norway into this?


Because the Beetles didn't sing about Swedish Wood. And 'facts' are over-rated! Isn't it gooood...



michaelwatkins
Registered: Oct 08, 2011
Total Posts: 1699
Country: Canada

Hasselblad: Give us your wallet, we'll give you $4,700 worth of bling and a label. Oh, and there's a Sony camera under it all.



freaklikeme
Registered: Apr 08, 2005
Total Posts: 5812
Country: United States

I imagine it would be difficult for a beetle to sing about anything with no vocal chords.

Hasselblad Lunar... because we're desperate.



Jman13
Registered: May 02, 2005
Total Posts: 10691
Country: United States

Hasselblad lunar - you'll feel practically weightless! (Oh wait, that's just your wallet)



Jacob D
Registered: Mar 30, 2009
Total Posts: 1757
Country: United States

The Lunar: Redefining "WTF"

The Lunar: Because you already have a platter of duck embryos, a flute of Cristal, and a pile of coke onboard your yacht.



michaelwatkins
Registered: Oct 08, 2011
Total Posts: 1699
Country: Canada

Jacob D wrote:
The Lunar: Redefining "WTF"


10 points from the Canadian judge.




artd
Registered: Mar 01, 2011
Total Posts: 1176
Country: N/A

Hasselblad Lunar - Because only peasants shoot with a Sony.



OneAnt
Registered: Aug 21, 2009
Total Posts: 675
Country: Australia

The hassellhoff
Because he invented the entire spectrum of visible light......except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.



brockwhittaker
Registered: Oct 10, 2011
Total Posts: 589
Country: United States

artd wrote:
Hasselblad Lunar - Because only peasants shoot with a Sony.


Best so far.



aleksanderpolo
Registered: Jan 18, 2010
Total Posts: 880
Country: United States

That burns on so many different levels

brockwhittaker wrote:
artd wrote:
Hasselblad Lunar - Because only peasants shoot with a Sony.


Best so far.



rscheffler
Registered: Aug 23, 2005
Total Posts: 4938
Country: Canada

Hasselblad Lunar - as vacuous as space
Hasselblad Lunar - the final frontier - where even Leica dares not venture
Hasselblad Lunar - inspired by magic mushrooms



melcat
Registered: Jun 13, 2008
Total Posts: 716
Country: Australia

"We appear to be venting something."
"There's nothing like a Hasselblad knob."
"What's your vector, Victor?"



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