Garry Burton
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First of all, thankyou all that have responded and assisted with my dilemma "White Men Can't expose themselves properly"
@ Oasisbill,
Trust an Aussie to lower the bar ......
@ Littlebike,
You should of seen the highlights on the dunny biscuits
@ dmacmillan
Thank you for considering your post. Yes, I buggered the red channel and I only used a ladder to make sure I was the "Best Man" in the room.
@ chadlh,
I have to admit, all of us had a go at pissing ourselves.
@ MNPNW,
We did start with white girls but as they were the MUAs, we ended up with yellow girls by error. I'm working on that lighting set up now but it's all a bit funky.
@ Todd Warnke,
Yes I agonised over placing a NSFW warning in the title but I wanted real responses instead of , "Sick, cowool, the shit (when it's actually pee). the bomb, etc...) and I also feared that there would be 75,000,000,000,000 views with no responses at all.
Yes, 3 lights and a red light at the door.
@ photomarvin,
cheers and I hope they're white terri toweling gloves you have on your clapping hands...
@ Dennis Dietz,
Glad you had a laugh, yes lighting would be tricky, a combo' broad and short lighting with Rembrandt butterflied on the 255 colour picker!!
@ AHPZuazua,
no worries, I have a drip tray.
@ Gregg Heckler,
Sorry about the lack of DOF, I was shooting long so I didn't get splashed so I got a bit too much compression. MMM disagree (respectfully) on the HDR, the white would end up way too dirty and grey, maybe a bit of fusion??.
@ stuarty,
Yes, I'm surprised I haven't received any help, I'm a bit miffed. I used all the keywords and phrases.
"How do I replicate this shot?"
"Towel"
"Contrasty"
"How do you get the skin so smooth?"
"zone system"
"Soft box"
"The inverse square rule"
and the biggy, "Speedlight"
@ a2rob,
Yes, I know, I though my subjects would be more animated.
@ mike717,
Actually they only had eyes for each other, I had to get the hose on them more than once!
@ shaunmlavery,
well it's the both side of the fence, like the fellas in the picture.
@ Peter Figen,
Who's Larry Craig?
@ KrautFed,
No confusion, our water goes the correct way, hanging to the right.
@ Lance Couture + Alphabug,
No you don't want to know.
@ Hatcher,
Yes, that's why I'm here, the shot was shit house (or piss house, more to the point).
@ butchM,
Hands of approach and levitating towel, how'd he do that with no hands??
@ Alphabug,
You know you could be right, I was distracted on my ladder and put too much attention to filling in the long shadow the fellas were creating.
I'll try your advice/settings on the yellow girls next.
@ Brent Ward,
you'd be crying if you the subjects in the flesh ....
Thanks for your help fellas, I feel like I know it all now. The intraweb is great for learning stuff without trying hard or going to school or mentoring or picking up a book!!!!
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