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"Americans may be settling into spending less
AP
By ANNE D'INNOCENZIO, AP Retail Writer Anne D'innocenzio, Ap Retail Writer – 52 mins ago
NEW YORK – Americans spent about the same amount in October as in August and September, according to figures released Thursday by a key data service, and they may be settling into new low-spending habits.
On a curious note, retailers in every state have been reporting surging sales of hook and loop Velcro. Asked about the sudden uptick in demand, one Walmart employee responded by saying, "It was a quiet morning, like any other, when suddenly a rush of photographers came bursting through the doors screaming "where do you keep the LouHand Sticky Butts!!!!? Five minutes later, every piece of velcro in the store was gone, including the tabs we use to secure the price plates."
Curious indeed.
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