Left an STE-2 on the sidewalk outside a church last weak. Remembered and driver went back to get it. It was still there after about 30 minutes. Thats pretty strange for Mordialloc.
I cant really add much to this thats on topic but yesterday I put my phone down in my 18 month olds bedroom. Wife came in to change him. I went back up an hour later to get my phone. Gone. I had a spare but he managed to dispense with that a while ago.
I swear, if you need to get rid of something so its never seen again, ask a toddler. You will never see it again. Ever.
I'm sure there is a dimension that only toddlers and washing machines can access. I reckon if you could find that dimension you could score a ton of really valuable stuff and a huge pile of odd socks.
Was at a meeting with a bride and groom. They are looking through my sample albums, when the groom stops on a page, his face got really red, and he shouted out "that b*$ch". The bride just says "oh my God". I could see the photo they were looking at, so I said "know someone there". The groom points at the groom in the picture and says "he is my cousin, and she is the sl@t that cheated on him two weeks after the wedding. They aren't married anymore". Imagine my surprise. That book was only 4 months old. So, can't use that book anymore for a sample
I did sign this couple, and it was a great wedding. The cousin that was cheated on was there and we talked for a few minutes. He was cool with everything by then.
