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p.1 #1 · Flying for the pure fun of it | |
Being in a jumbo jet at 35,000 feet isn't real flying. It's more like taking a really crowded and very large bus through the air at rapid speeds.
You want the thrill of flying, go up in a single-engine plane and watch the damn wings flap around. Strap yourself in so that a sudden drop of 50 feet won't eject you. Don't bother with a parachute because the fun of flying small planes is being close enough to the ground that you wouldn't have time enough to open the 'chute anyway. And hit the restroom before takeoff- you don't want to get so excited that you pee in your pants.
Yeah, flying in a small plane is REAL flying. I did it once.
Never again
But while walking around local airports in the Portland, Oregon region I found a lot of really cool airplanes tethered to the ground, waiting to scare the hell out of their next victims.
I didn't go flying in this plane shown here, but a guy offered me a ride in his helicopter. "Can't be as bad as a small fixed-wing plane," thinks I.
1,000 feet above the ground I realized all that was keeping us up were the wings, and they were spinning around like a whirling dervish.
Luckily, I had used the restroom before takeoff.
Note- color versions on Cities Forum a few days ago.



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