We need someone to stand, silently, next to our carving station and ladle delicious gravy onto sliced roast turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing, for our guests. You should be well versed in dining etiquette and be able to deliver impeccable pilgrim dialect, as you will be dressed like one. Our guests may say something to you like "Ladle gravy on my meal, you wretch" and your reply would be "The ladle awaits you, my excellence." Then tip your ridiculous cap with the useless belt buckle on it. After dinner is served and you are done washing the dishes, you will be tipped handsomely to chase imaginary indians off our property.
Location: Manchester By The $ea
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $900 (FIRM)
Though - on the off topicness of it all. There was a headline on some of the bailouts and I thought that the total value of bailouts to date equals the weight of the Empire State Building in $20 bills.
From the few times I've used Craigslist it seems like it draws out the fruits, nuts and flakes (especially in this, the Granola state). This is just inviting them on in ... priceless
