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 p.1 #1 · Wedding Photographer Madlibs | |
Why? Why not, I say. Keep it clean, kids....sort of. 
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The alarm must not have gone off. [FM wedding photographer] awoke with a start, shrugged aside [his/her] [noun], and grabbed the [adjective] [noun].
"[expression of dismay]!!! I'm late!!"
The bride was going to be getting ready in the [noun, place], and she really wanted to make sure there were shots of it.
[Aforementioned WP] threw on some clothes and a [adjective] [noun] and rushed out the door. Unfortunately, as would be discovered later, the [noun] was forgotten.
[Photographer] arrived at the [venue], well over two hours late. [S/he] took a moment to check the [noun], [verb] the [noun], and then strode off to the [noun], where the [adjective] [noun] was [verb].
[S/he] [verb, past tense] just as the bride was [verb] her [noun]. The bridemaids [verb] at the photographer with [adjective] [noun].
"You are SO [adjective]!" screamed the bride. "I will not [verb] you!"
The videographer looked up and said, "Dude, you are so [adjective]."
[Adverb], [photographer] took out a [noun] and started to [verb]. After all, that's the job, right?
The bride had some interesting accessories, but most peculiar was the [noun], which was made from the [adjective] [noun] of [noun].
"I can't wait to show this to all the [plural nouns] on FM - they will [verb] this!" On her [body part], the bride wore [adjective] [plural nouns], which were particularly significant because the groom-to-be had [verb] in the [noun].
The ceremony took a [adjective] turn when the bride walked down the aisle with [noun]. The groom-to-be could only [verb], and soon enough, the entire collection of guests was also [verb]. It ended badly, with the bride [verb] the groom, which nobody really expected.
[Photographer] thought the day couldn't get any [adjective]. Next came the family formals, which was unfortunate, because [photographer] forgot the [plural noun].
"How am I going to do family formals without [plural noun]?" A backup plan was needed, and fast.
"Ok everyone, this is going to work a little differently - let's do these photos at the [place] instead."
So they all piled into the [noun] and headed off to [place] for the family formals, which took place uneventfully, though everyone was still [adjective] by the [adjective] ceremony.
The bride and groom had decided to hold the reception at [place], a [adjective] choice, for sure. The father of the bride toasted first, saying,
"It brings me great [noun] to see [noun] today. I can only hope I [verb] my new [noun] [prepositional phrase]."
Upon hearing these words, the bride [verb], at which point one of the groomsmen had to [verb] her. The groom, however, was nowhere to be seen, presumably because he had to [verb] his [noun] [prepositional phrase].
[Photographer] needed to get some shots of the food before it was served, so s/he headed over to the [noun]. Might as well get that [noun] shot too. Unfortunately, the [noun] in [his/her] front pocket fell out and right into the [noun]. "Better left alone," s/he thought.
Somebody cued the DJ to start the music for the first dance, and [song name] by [artist] blared through the speakers. The bride, too [adjective] to [verb], [verb] the nearest [noun] she could find and started [verb]. Not wanting to seem [adjective], the guests [verb] [adverb].
"Cool, time for some [noun] shots!" thought [photographer]. Of course, it would have helped if s/he had the [noun], but [photographer] is a crafty one, and used a [noun] instead.
When the party finally died down, [photographer] left. But not before Uncle Bob [verb] his [noun] all over [photographer]'s [adjective] [noun], causing [photographer] to [verb] [adverb].
"I never want to do that again!" thought [photographer] as s/he left. "Next time, I'm just going to have to [verb] my [noun]!"
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then share the text silly!