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p.1 #1 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

(For those that would like a brief distraction

).

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It is a dark time for the
Rebellion. Although the Death
Camera 5D has been superseded,
'L" Series lens have driven the
Nikon rumours from their hidden
base and pursued them across
the internet forum sites.

DARTH WESTFALL
What is thy bidding, my master?

EMPEROR MITARAI
On a new D3 on ebay. It's going to sell for under $3000.

DARTH WESTFALL
I have felt it.

EMPEROR MITARAI
We have a new rumour - the D3x.

DARTH WESTFALL
Yes, my master.

EMPEROR MITARAI
It could destroy us.

DARTH WESTFALL
It is just a rumour, Obi-Thom can no
longer predict it's release.

EMPEROR MITARAI
The Force is strong with this rumour. The
son of D3 must not become a
reality.

DARTH WESTFALL
If he could be turned, he would
become a powerful ally.

EMPEROR MITARAI
Yes. Yes. It would be a great
asset. Have you ever used a D3 Darth Westfall.

DARTH WESTFALL
No, my master. But there was this one time... at band camp.

Sep 30, 2008 at 05:10 AM

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p.1 #2 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

Darth Westfall
I, with my 5d II, am your father...

Luke Nikkorwalker
That's not true!.... That's impossible!

Sep 30, 2008 at 05:19 AM

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p.1 #3 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

*sigh*

Sep 30, 2008 at 07:14 AM

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p.1 #4 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sep 30, 2008 at 08:19 AM

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p.1 #5 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

let the farce be with you

Guy

Sep 30, 2008 at 08:26 AM

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p.1 #6 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

And for those that missed it before....

http://www.fredmiranda.com/forum/topic/682374/0

Sep 30, 2008 at 08:26 AM

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p.1 #7 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

this is one of the best I have read.

Sep 30, 2008 at 08:31 AM

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p.1 #8 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

Andy, how about Luke Coolwalker.

http://www.digitalreview.ca/cams/Coolwalker_MSV01.shtml

Sep 30, 2008 at 10:47 AM

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p.1 #9 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

gugs wrote:
let the farce be with you

Guy

Let the fart be with you...

Sep 30, 2008 at 10:50 AM

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p.1 #10 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

I'm going to use these in the next episode you know.

Sep 30, 2008 at 10:54 AM

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p.1 #11 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

was this in any connection to my to porno Star Wars Lego?

...

Do the lines of what was her name, umm, Nat Portman, Queen of Naboo and make it really dirty

...

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Sep 30, 2008 at 11:45 AM

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p.1 #12 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

Antonio Tiki wrote:
Andy, how about Luke Coolwalker.

http://www.digitalreview.ca/cams/Coolwalker_MSV01.shtml

Me and my mates call him "Luke SkyW@nker"

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Sep 30, 2008 at 11:48 AM

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p.1 #13 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

Rey, no but I'll need those pieces for the video.

Sep 30, 2008 at 12:04 PM

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p.1 #14 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

May the feces be with you.

Sep 30, 2008 at 01:59 PM

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p.1 #15 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

And the saga continues ....

S3-PO
Alpha-the-Hut will now hear your pleas for mercy.

HAN SIGMA
3PO, you tell that Minolta ridden filth, hell get no lenses from us! Right!?

ChuZeissAcka
NO! (in a grogly voice)

Luke NikonWalker
Alpha, give us your chip, or be riddled with noise.

Sep 30, 2008 at 04:57 PM

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p.1 #16 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

May da schwartz be wit you!

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Sep 30, 2008 at 05:16 PM

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p.1 #17 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

I love this.

Sep 30, 2008 at 05:30 PM

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p.1 #18 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

obi-Thom! rofl. Loved reading this!

Sep 30, 2008 at 05:57 PM

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p.1 #19 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

VERY SPECIAL!

Sep 30, 2008 at 06:05 PM

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p.1 #20 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

and for those mel brooks fans... my schwartz is bigger than yours

Sep 30, 2008 at 06:52 PM

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p.1 #21 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

I can see your schwartz is as big as mine... now let's see how well you USE it!!

LUDICROUS speed... Are we stopped now? Good. Smoke if you got 'em...

Everyone knows I like to drink Mr. Coffee while I watch Mr. Radar don't they? OF COURSE WE DO, SIR!

Sep 30, 2008 at 07:43 PM

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p.1 #22 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

Pretty funny

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Sep 30, 2008 at 08:48 PM

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p.1 #23 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

LMAO!

Sep 30, 2008 at 09:58 PM

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p.1 #24 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

Wow can't wait till I can google this thread...!!!

Nikt -Will the sequal be Return of the D3x (or might be the D4 all grown up)....!!!

And you need the Prequal Rights...

The Phantom 5D
Attack of the 5D Mark 1
Revenge of the D2x

Sep 30, 2008 at 10:32 PM

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p.1 #25 · The Canon Empire Strikes Back (I)

hehe I'm sure we can have a bit of fun with the other episodes.

Andre, love it, we'll have to include it.

Oct 01, 2008 at 09:15 AM


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