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Great joke! Thanks!

Jul 18, 2008 at 11:39 PM

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Ed Peters wrote:
Old..

+1, at least three years since I first saw this one.

Of course, this joke story works best for "cannon", 'cause they're meaty, beaty, big, and bouncy.

Edited on Jul 18, 2008 at 11:55 PM

Jul 18, 2008 at 11:48 PM

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Daniel K wrote:
... some prefer late-night with Conan, some prefer ...
...long night with Canon?

Yeah, it's very old, but that's ok. In a way, all jokes are old. That's part of their value!

Jul 19, 2008 at 12:39 AM

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p.3 #4 · Canon Joke...

I don't get it

Jul 19, 2008 at 01:06 AM

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Jul 19, 2008 at 01:09 AM

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Zander Alberts wrote:
Much better than I thought... I was expecting "Canon is a joke because the 5DII..."
Good joke, almost made me laugh as hard as "The Poop Lesson"

Ok, I'll bite... please post the "poop lesson", or provide a link.

Jul 19, 2008 at 03:10 AM

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Roy Pertchik wrote:
Zander Alberts wrote:
Much better than I thought... I was expecting "Canon is a joke because the 5DII..."
Good joke, almost made me laugh as hard as "The Poop Lesson"

Ok, I'll bite... please post the "poop lesson", or provide a link.

Here it is:
http://www.fredmiranda.com/forum/topic/661293

Jul 19, 2008 at 04:02 AM

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p.3 #8 · Canon Joke...

OMG, that was hilarious. I have heard my share of jokes, including ones from the 40's to present. But, somehow I have never heard this one.

Jul 19, 2008 at 04:30 AM

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Zander Alberts wrote:
Roy Pertchik wrote:
Zander Alberts wrote:
Much better than I thought... I was expecting "Canon is a joke because the 5DII..."
Good joke, almost made me laugh as hard as "The Poop Lesson"

Ok, I'll bite... please post the "poop lesson", or provide a link.

Here it is:
http://www.fredmiranda.com/forum/topic/661293

Ha! Dirty and cute at the same time! Thanks.

Jul 19, 2008 at 04:34 AM

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p.3 #10 · Canon Joke...

Good one about the photographer made me laugh ROFLMFAO

Edited by Littlefield on Jul 19, 2008 at 01:31 AM GMT

Edited on Jul 19, 2008 at 06:31 AM

Jul 19, 2008 at 04:55 AM

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p.3 #11 · Canon Joke...

Best Canon joke ever.

Jul 19, 2008 at 05:23 AM

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ulrikft wrote:
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not appropriate if you ask me.

Not from texas by any chance? :P Or utah?

Jul 19, 2008 at 01:18 PM

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i live in austria, and invariably when people ask where i´m from, and subsequently hear me say texas, they make some george bush comment which is supposed to have some implication about my culture/intelligence/whatevah.

i remind them that by the same reasoning, i could be perpetually disgusted at austrians for spewing hitler unto this earth, but have chosen the diplomatic road instead.

it´s the nature of man, to think their shite doesn´t stink.

Jul 19, 2008 at 01:24 PM

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Great joke, got any more to share?

Jul 19, 2008 at 01:28 PM

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Jul 20, 2008 at 04:49 PM

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Mike Ganz wrote:
ulrikft wrote:
Nathan Hobbs wrote:
not appropriate if you ask me.

Not from texas by any chance? :P Or utah?

And just what does that mean? Or are you insinuating that those of us in Texas (or Utah for that matter) are not as "enlightened" as Norwegians? Sheesh, give it a rest...

Good joke, BTW.

I'm a Texan, and have lived in Utah...and I have to admit that was the first thing I thought. i love love Texas but I cringe whenever I see some ultra conservative or prudish otherwise embarrasing thing hit the news...like a book banning or cult standoff, or a school teacher getting fired for taking the kids to see a grecian funerary urn at the Dallas Museum of art....or Bill Nye being run out of town on a rail for saying the moon reflects the light of the sun... ....I say to myself "please don't let it be Texas"

We have earned that reputation, I'm afraid,

Jul 21, 2008 at 04:03 AM

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Nathan Hobbs wrote:
not appropriate if you ask me.

You need professional counseling about your issues.

A very funny joke. Some of the best humor is about language and pre-conceived notions of what is being said versus what is actual said.

Jul 21, 2008 at 04:23 AM

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abam wrote:
i live in austria, and invariably when people ask where i´m from, and subsequently hear me say texas, they make some george bush comment which is supposed to have some implication about my culture/intelligence/whatevah.

i remind them that by the same reasoning, i could be perpetually disgusted at austrians for spewing hitler unto this earth, but have chosen the diplomatic road instead.

it´s the nature of man, to think their shite doesn´t stink.

Just because George Bush is from Texas, doesn't mean anything about other Texan's.

Same with George Bush being American. Just because he's an American, and I'm an American, doesn't mean anything.

I'm not even from Texas and I get annoyed with the "must be from Texas" thing.

Another thing that bothers me, "It's the Pittsburgh mindset". What the heck does that even mean? GRRR

Jul 21, 2008 at 01:28 PM

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p.3 #19 · Canon Joke...

Hey, if the shoe fits wear it. Some people really have thin skins. I think its a great joke and tame enough for FM.

Jul 21, 2008 at 03:34 PM

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p.3 #20 · Canon Joke...

Lol amazing of all the real issues to actually have a brawl over this is the one that gets picked. Cool.

Jul 21, 2008 at 08:19 PM

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Jul 21, 2008 at 08:22 PM

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p.3 #22 · Canon Joke...

Hahahahahahaha! Thanks

Jul 22, 2008 at 03:49 AM

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p.3 #23 · Canon Joke...

joke gives new meaning to "Big White"

Jul 22, 2008 at 05:57 PM

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Jul 22, 2008 at 06:02 PM

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p.3 #25 · Canon Joke...

Nathan Hobbs wrote:
not appropriate if you ask me.

Lighten up man, geez! I think it could get a lot worse than that.

Jul 22, 2008 at 06:05 PM


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