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MIKE ben wrote:
She'll never know that you bought it as long as you discard the box D: and hide the CD.
Mike


I take it that you are not emplyed as a relationship councillor then?

Apr 03, 2008 at 06:08 AM
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oh god...classic.

Apr 03, 2008 at 06:15 AM
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Greg Hawkins wrote:I can get CS3 on my own, but without her blessing, it may prove to be much more expensive then the sticker price, sitting be her side thru countless chick flicks, talking to her about mindless tv shows, etc etc.

Hey Mike,

You're a very brave man to let the forum loose on a picture of your girlfriend. Thanks for being a good sport - if I get time later I'll do a sensible version that you can actually show her. In the meantime here are a few lines that I often use to get the green-light from my wife:


"This is it, this is the one, it's the last piece in the puzzle, it's what I've ben waiting for all these years"

"If we get _________ we can start earning real money..."

"Everyone else is going to get a ________ if we don't we're ******... "

"It's a real pain, without ________ all this rest of this kit is junk"

"If I can buy _______ it will open up so many opportunities, you wait and see"

But the killer line, as everyone will know is:

"If you loved me, you'd let me by it"

If none of those strategies work you can still buy Photoshop Elements.

Hope that helps,

Liam.

Apr 03, 2008 at 07:26 AM
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Send her out on a shopping spree and use Ifranview.

Next month, grab yourself a D300/40D kit with the shopping spree leverage.

Edited on Apr 03, 2008 at 12:11 PM


Apr 03, 2008 at 12:10 PM
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liamh wrote:
If none of those strategies work you can still buy Photoshop Elements.




Edited on Apr 03, 2008 at 07:57 PM


Apr 03, 2008 at 07:57 PM
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liamh wrote:
Personally, I think she looks great just the way she is, but you did ask...

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! Seriously....That is funny $hit!


Apr 03, 2008 at 08:11 PM
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Just for fun.






Apr 04, 2008 at 01:40 AM
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ok I'll bite, why do you need to convince your gf that you NEED Photoshop? If you show her the picture out of the camera, she may think that SHE needs Photoshop.

Apr 04, 2008 at 11:57 AM
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My wife thinks that anything for photography that costs over fifty cents is a waste of money, so I just don't ask. Seriously, women don't like to think that retouching is necessary to make them look attractive, except for a little completion smoothing

Apr 04, 2008 at 12:11 PM
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Hola - don't cut out her great legs just because of the stockings.

Apr 04, 2008 at 12:27 PM
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Haha, what about this? Layers, contrast, layer blending, liquefy, masking, extract, replace background... all Photoshop stuff.

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Apr 04, 2008 at 12:35 PM

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