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p.99 #8 · 1D Mk III 'Master' Thread | |
Nikon suicide photographers detonated thermonuclear devices in clear breech of the health n safety guidelines, as Japan is extremely environmentally friendly, except to dolphins and whales, the name Osaka has been removed from all maps and school children have been brainwashed into thinking that the remaining hole, located at the mouth of the Yodo River on Osaka Bay, in the Kansai region of the main island of Honshϋ was in fact a dormant volcano that erupted with a Krakatao force explosion, like it did in 1883.
President Bush then ordered a news blackout as the cartel thought it was a prime opportunity to levy more taxes for the resultant fallout and blame it on you SUV drivers but is using the tax money surreptitiously to finance his invasion of IRAN whom hell blame for supplying the Nikon Suicide Photographers with enriched weapon grade plutonium, from which they made their devices and caused all the destruction in the first place.
Naturally it is clearly Canons fault, we need no evidence of this, all we need to do is talk to God, hell tell us that Bush planned the whole thing and Canon, finding themselves in an untenable position actually paid the Nikon suicide photographers to bomb Osaka with weapons of mass destruction which went missing from Blairs arsenal who then unknowingly, tried to convince President Bush that it was someone called Sadam who stole the plutonium, Bush, never slow to use an opportunity, said believed and hoodwinked Blair into thinking he really did believe when in fact Bush knew exactly who and where
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And all because Canon wanted a measly firmware to fix their AF
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