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I like it for not only the reasons stated above, but because it makes me laugh.
It reminds me of so many other wedding images where the bridesmaids, MoB, etc. are really excited, the emotions are flowing, they're dancing up a storm, and the guys... well, they're mostly like the guy on the LH of your image- "Weddings- what a waste of money. Not even worth me getting outta my chair over."