Hearbreaking! But now that the D700 is a thing of Nikon history, for someone willing to spend $2100-2500 for a new D700, the better option now is the D800. YIPEE! A whole lotta cropping ability!
That's odd. Apparently NR forgot to tell Nikon USA about that, because it's (like the d300s) still listed for sale on both the product page and the Nikon Store page.