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Thanks, Charlie. The humor alludes to that gourmet side of yours (ketchup still forbidden), as well as to that liking fast cars
In the US there's a so-called "Travel" program on TV featuring a scaredy-cat host (he screams like a girl and jumps 3-feet into the air whenever a car backfires in places like the Middle East ). Mr. Wimpy often features "delicacies" from primitive cultures- various insects, etc. So far he hasn't included snails on his show. But I expect he will.
A French acquaintance once served snails to me and my Dutch lady friend at an evening meal in her Paris apartment. She called it "escargot," but it didn't fool me. Green and slithery, just as a person might expect. Gourmet food? My snail-foot! Luckily, I always travel with a small bottle of ketchup with me .
Okay, Santiago- I'm kidding about the ketchup- but not the rest .