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p.1 #1 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S3NFW2c7hA&feature=autoplay&list=ULdzgizsP87yQ&lf=mfu_in_order&playnext=1

You might learn a few things!
She speaks with confidence, and authority.

Dec 19, 2011 at 08:08 PM

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p.1 #2 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

, oh my goodness...

Dec 19, 2011 at 11:23 PM

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p.1 #3 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

Well there is my problem...I need a camera! Thankfully I don't need to know all that f stop and...you know, that other thing...to be a professional.

Dec 20, 2011 at 12:52 AM

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p.1 #4 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

And 'M' on the dial stands for Missy...... yay!

Dec 20, 2011 at 11:31 AM

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p.1 #5 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

In her presentation, which was almost one long sentence connected by an endless use of "and" or "so" she missed so many periods she surely must be pregnant again. Maybe she set that little round thing on "P"

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Dec 20, 2011 at 02:47 PM

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p.1 #6 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

I felt like punishing myself this morning and watched the full series. Ok, I really can't figure out if she is serious or just goof'n around.

Dec 20, 2011 at 03:09 PM

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p.1 #7 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

I started making a living with a camera in 1961, and after all these years I was really surprised to learn that all that effort was wasted.

According to Missy,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Dec 20, 2011 at 04:35 PM

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p.1 #8 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

rglens wrote:I felt like punishing myself this morning and watched the full series. Ok, I really can't figure out if she is serious or just goof'n around.
She is goofing around ...

Dec 20, 2011 at 05:20 PM

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p.1 #9 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

saaketham wrote:
She is goofing around ...

Ahh, ok. As I got further into the videos I began to suspect. Thanks.

Dec 20, 2011 at 05:23 PM

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p.1 #10 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

I watched them all, and thought they were great. The scary part is that I think she is serious!

Dec 20, 2011 at 05:44 PM

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p.1 #11 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

She is goofing around ...

By the third episode on accessories is should become apparent that it's all satire. "Missy" is charming and makes it look so easy as she speaks to the gullible while at the same time causing disbelief and outrage to (aspiring) professional who actually works the craft.

Dec 21, 2011 at 12:12 AM

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p.1 #12 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

Dec 21, 2011 at 09:02 PM

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p.1 #13 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

I'd be very interested to know how many 'Pros' actually do set the camera to 'P' mode and push the shutter button like a maniac and then just hope for the best. In PJ and sports photography, this is probably the norm and those guys are 'Pros'. Flame on!

Missy must be your Guru. Do you really think the wheel setting is the distinction that separates people with cameras from a professional photographer?

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
Abraham Lincoln

Dec 22, 2011 at 12:33 AM

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p.1 #14 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

Obviously it is a joke.

EBH

Dec 22, 2011 at 09:30 PM

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p.1 #15 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

I'd be very interested to know how many 'Pros' actually do set the camera to 'P' mode and push the shutter button like a maniac and then just hope for the best. In PJ and sports photography, this is probably the norm and those guys are 'Pros'. Flame on!

borderlight wrote:
Missy must be your Guru. Do you really think the wheel setting is the distinction that separates people with cameras from a professional photographer?

I have a whole pile of FF pro DSLR bodies and none of them have a wheel or green P.

There is a P mode in the menu somewhere, but I disable it with a C.Fn immediately after receipt.

EBH

Dec 22, 2011 at 09:34 PM

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p.1 #16 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

She was featured on "you are not a photographer dot com"

Photogs sure are a touchy bunch.

http://youarenotaphotographer.com/page/5/

It's pretty amusing but man, that's a long walk for a short joke.

Dec 23, 2011 at 11:53 PM

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p.1 #17 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

I watched the whole series a week or so ago and think this woman is genius.I think it is satire at it's best and when a person /persons aren't sure if it is satire...then it is working.

Dec 24, 2011 at 07:44 PM

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p.1 #18 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

The Box wrote:
I watched the whole series a week or so ago and think this woman is genius.I think it is satire at it's best and when a person /persons aren't sure if it is satire...then it is working.
I have to agree. Looking it over again, had to laugh. She is great.

Dec 24, 2011 at 07:56 PM

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p.1 #19 · "How To Be A Professional Photographer"

30 seconds was all I could take of that prissy thing, satire or not.

Dec 28, 2011 at 04:51 PM

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