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cheeba
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p.2 #1 · How many forum members does it take....


I think I've seen this on every forum I requent . . .







. . . it's applicable to all of them



Nov 13, 2009 at 12:31 AM
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p.2 #2 · How many forum members does it take....


That's hysterical. Love it.


Nov 13, 2009 at 12:34 AM
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p.2 #3 · How many forum members does it take....


RianFlynn wrote:
1 that doesn't use light bulbs in a misguided effort to lower their carbon footprint


2 looking to purchase the carbon credits of said 1 in order to justify their use of more light bulbs in a now seemingly environmentally conscious way.

Great Post, thank you for sharing this with all of us.



Nov 13, 2009 at 01:36 AM
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p.2 #4 · How many forum members does it take....


One needs to be added IMHO: to take pictures of the light produced by various bulbs and compare the effect on the corners...

and then of course: to ask a photography forum which camerae and lens are best suited to taking pictures of the corners



Nov 13, 2009 at 01:41 AM
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p.2 #5 · How many forum members does it take....


10 people to post the entire post again just to put a +1


Nov 13, 2009 at 02:07 AM
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p.2 #6 · How many forum members does it take....


1 to quote the whole freakin post and make me scroll
an unnecessary amount.



Nov 13, 2009 at 03:20 AM
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p.2 #7 · How many forum members does it take....


damn photofiend. you beat me to it.


Nov 13, 2009 at 03:20 AM
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p.2 #8 · How many forum members does it take....


1 to predict how many pages the thread will last...I predict at least 4.


Nov 13, 2009 at 03:42 AM
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p.2 #9 · How many forum members does it take....




WHAT IS A "LIGHT BULB" BTW?



Nov 13, 2009 at 06:45 AM
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p.2 #10 · How many forum members does it take....


cheeba wrote:
I think I've seen this on every forum I requent . . .

. . . it's applicable to all of them



When this was first written, it was published in our monthly news letter for the club. Many asked for it on disk, so I included it on one of the utility disks we sold. It was passed around via email (a new application back then... anybody remember VisiCalc?)

When present on an electrical board, you get entries like ...
" 2 members to point out that the wire size used for that bulb is wrong."
" 5 members to point out that the wire size has nothing to do with it, it's the voltage appllied."
" 11 members to say it's not the voltage that matters, it's the amps."

I can only imagine where it will go from here. Since this board generally has anywhere from two thousand to three thousand people on line at any time, I wonder how the Chinese translation will turn out.




Nov 13, 2009 at 07:18 AM
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p.2 #11 · How many forum members does it take....


Funny and true enough to get a response from a lurker.


Nov 13, 2009 at 08:04 AM
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p.2 #12 · How many forum members does it take....


maico wrote:
200 posters wanting it linked or at least NSF cause they see it as a bare bulb

My favorite response so far.



Nov 13, 2009 at 08:28 AM
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p.2 #13 · How many forum members does it take....


1 to say, "The bulb looks like an amateur made it."
1 to respond, "The client liked the bulb. That's all that matters."




Nov 13, 2009 at 08:43 AM
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p.2 #14 · How many forum members does it take....


At least a dozen to declare that it's not the bulb, it's the electrician.


One guy (and you KNOW who you are!) to warn that only a top-of-the-line Gitzo step-ladder can possibly be sturdy enough for the job.


At least 1/4 of all respondents aghast at the amount of flare the new bulb casts. A few brave souls to reply that it's sometimes OK to break the rules.


A bunch of guys to complain that the background illumination is too defined or edgy. the same amount to declare that the background illumination is too soft & creamy.


Several older guys to bemoan that this kind of thing never happens on those OTHER forums.




Nov 13, 2009 at 09:15 AM
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p.2 #15 · How many forum members does it take....


Two to throw bulbs against a brick wall and check for distortion...

I prefer the old "candle" days anyway..



Nov 13, 2009 at 09:22 AM
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p.2 #16 · How many forum members does it take....


1 to make a disparaging remark about the personal appearance of the bulb.

10 to flame about disparaging remark.

1 to lock thread.

Light bulb out...



Nov 13, 2009 at 09:23 AM
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p.2 #17 · How many forum members does it take....


Well, i hope you all find this useful

http://www.ehow.com/how_370_change-lightbulb.html




Nov 13, 2009 at 09:25 AM
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p.2 #18 · How many forum members does it take....


One guy to bemoan that he had brought two dozen expensive new bulbs with him, on his trip back from Italy, but the damned airline made him put the case in baggage and they all got broken.

Another guy to bemoan that he had bought FOUR dozen expensive new bullbs, but he left them in the front seat of his car overnight in the South Bronx, and can you believe it? Someone stole them!

Luckily, he has insurance.



Nov 13, 2009 at 09:26 AM
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p.2 #19 · How many forum members does it take....


Please add these to your golden list:

1) When a light bulb-II version come out?
2) when a rebate for light bulb (I or II) started?

very funny indeed



Nov 13, 2009 at 09:31 AM
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p.2 #20 · How many forum members does it take....


Several guys from the alt forum, to declare categorically that those expensive German bulbs are far superior, as long as you're willing to deal with hand-cranking the generator.


Nov 13, 2009 at 09:36 AM
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