Occasionally I'm naughty. Not very often, granted, because if I am, Matron denies me pictures of Kylie and weak lemon drink. Those and er... all my pills too. So I'm not often naughty.
Nope. Nosiree.
But when I am - I'm sent to my naughty chair in room 47b of the asylum. It's the room where Elvis gargles milk and there's a rousing chorus of YMCA pipe music played over the tannoy system every 49 seconds. It's enough to drive someone mad.
And when I'm on my naughty chair, I like to pretend to be even naughtier. I don't think Matron has as many surveillance cameras set up in this room and I can be as naughty as I like.
Today I imagined what it must have been like to have been scandalous in 1963. Very naughty indeed.
Oh my, Flibs...! So Matron has been pimping you out on Hampstead Heath.... All part of the Master Plan for world domination by getting close to the Cabinet, no doubt...?