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A white dress, a orange bride (tanning beds or spray booth orange), yellow lighting in a church, and shinny makeup, This one is killing me! Y


Jul 09, 2009 at 09:37 AM
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dennisyvette wrote:
a orange bride (tanning beds or spray booth orange)

Maybe this is a real life version of the atrocious movie "Bride Wars".



Jul 09, 2009 at 09:40 AM
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No matching groom and bridal party?

http://www.theskyprincess.net/OompaLoompa.jpg



Jul 09, 2009 at 09:41 AM
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lol yuck.


Jul 09, 2009 at 09:41 AM
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Better bone up on your black and white


Jul 09, 2009 at 09:43 AM
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That stinks but what is the worst is when the bride and groom hit the tanning beds and she turns yellow and he turns red and they both wear white...ick. If you want to tone down his red she turns green and if you try to turn down her yellow he turns purple. I always tell people not to tan just before their wedding but they don't listen.


Jul 09, 2009 at 09:45 AM
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javamomd wrote:
That stinks but what is the worst is when the bride and groom hit the tanning beds and she turns yellow and he turns red and they both wear white...ick. If you want to tone down his red she turns green and if you try to turn down her yellow he turns purple. I always tell people not to tan just before their wedding but they don't listen.

sorry, forgot to say that the groom is red and oily skin too...



Jul 09, 2009 at 09:48 AM
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Scott Clark wrote:
Better bone up on your black and white


+1.

Funny story...my wife and all the sisters decided to get a spray tan just before their brother's wedding. Let just say they stay in there a little too long. All the man laughed so hard when they came home. They spend an hour in the shower trying to undo some of the spray tan.



Jul 09, 2009 at 10:06 AM
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p.1 #9 · Top this..nothing stinks more than...


<-------- = you?


Jul 09, 2009 at 11:34 AM
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Let's see a shot!


Jul 09, 2009 at 11:49 AM
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Sounds like a good one to outsource.


Jul 09, 2009 at 12:00 PM
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You gotta post the pic from that one. Especially after the Wonka reference.


Jul 09, 2009 at 12:55 PM
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do your best and if they complain, just yell.......WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??


haha, would be nice, huh?



Jul 09, 2009 at 01:04 PM
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gel your lenses now


Jul 09, 2009 at 01:16 PM
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You could always be doing an office job instead? That could be worse.


Jul 09, 2009 at 01:55 PM
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gravygraffix wrote:
<-------- = you?

I am on the floor hysterically laughing!!!



Jul 09, 2009 at 03:09 PM
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.... being electrocuted.


Jul 09, 2009 at 03:17 PM
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http://3432.voxcdn.com/_images/articles/2008/01/21/pic09487.jpg

(not mine: http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/)



Jul 09, 2009 at 05:01 PM
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I feel your pain.

Had one a couple months ago... actually she looked good, but she made the groom look very, very pasty.



Jul 09, 2009 at 06:37 PM
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Need a hand?


Jul 10, 2009 at 06:49 AM
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