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Cathy Yount
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p.1 #1 · Sam, can you help?


Sam, I got a disturbing email today from the Prince of Nigeria. He's moved to Dubai and is calling himself a Sheik now; he wants to do business with me. He said he'd give me 10% of his $18,000,000,000 fortune if I helped him. Dude...that's better than trying to win the lottery here! I can't believe how easy it would be to get that much money.

However, I'm not dumb, but I'm not sure how to proceed. I'm not sure if I should trust him since he's moved; I knew for sure I could trust him back in Nigeria. Please read the following email and let me know what you think. Please help me out with my response.

He also mentioned something about needing a nature photographer to photograph the triceratops in that region. You're so good, that I mentioned your name. Are you interested? I'm sure he could spare a little more money out of that huge fortune to pay you.

Dear friend,

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry forme, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Sheik Ahmeed Tijani a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer . It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.I have not particularly lived my life so well, as Inever really cared for anyone(not even myself)but mybusiness. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my
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Jul 01, 2009 at 09:39 AM
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p.1 #2 · Sam, can you help?


10% is a rip off. Ask for at least 15%.


Jul 01, 2009 at 09:43 AM
Cathy Yount
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p.1 #3 · Sam, can you help?


Really? You don't think that's too presumptuous? I don't want to be rude, but I do value my own effort in this business proposal.


Jul 01, 2009 at 09:46 AM
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p.1 #4 · Sam, can you help?


Dear friend,
huge cash deposit of eighteen million dollars $18,000,000,000


That IS a huge deposit! So big that they can't even get the math to work out!!!

HOW CAN YOU NOT PASS THIS UP!



Jul 01, 2009 at 09:48 AM
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p.1 #5 · Sam, can you help?


What a fake, just look at his first sentence. He believes everyone will die. Everyone knows Hassas lives forever.


Jul 01, 2009 at 09:52 AM
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p.1 #6 · Sam, can you help?


I hate it when illness DEFILES all forms of medical treatment. Dirty.

Thanks for sharing



Jul 01, 2009 at 09:54 AM
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p.1 #7 · Sam, can you help?


"Ala be with you."

I didn't know that Alabama had risen above the ranks of the other states to become all powerful.



Jul 01, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Cathy Yount
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p.1 #8 · Sam, can you help?


I really do think this is real.

http://www.seizethephoto.com/FM/dinosaur2.jpg



Jul 01, 2009 at 10:36 AM
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p.1 #9 · Sam, can you help?


Yes, yes. I know Sheik Ahmeed Tijani VERY well. He and Wandy were prison cell inmates together in a Nigerian jail for about a week. They both were sent there for trying to take the above Triceratops baby home. They were both gored by the upset mother and in because of strong laws in yousukia protecting dinosaurs, they were sent back to their home country Nigerian where they were there was a trail and they were found guilty. They sued the yousukia zoo for 1,800,000 USD. They won. Now Sheik Ahmeed Tijani has cancer and they want to donate it all. Good people. Help them.

~Sam



Jul 01, 2009 at 11:53 AM
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p.1 #10 · Sam, can you help?


You can trust this guy Cathy. I attended his latest seminar, and it was great! The Spiderlite guys were probably the biggest vendors there, but all in all, there wasn't too much pressure to purchase anything.

&feature=related" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">HERE
is a link to the seminar. It was awsome, we sang a lot! I got so tired that I had to lay down, but I kept filming.

Trust this man!

Tad



Jul 01, 2009 at 12:02 PM
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p.1 #11 · Sam, can you help?


Umm... please give the money to the "4Honor New Camera Toys Charity Foundation"... I will give back another 5% of that money to you...


Jul 01, 2009 at 12:26 PM
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p.1 #12 · Sam, can you help?


jcolman wrote:
"Ala be with you."

I didn't know that Alabama had risen above the ranks of the other states to become all powerful.


You cannot resist the Crimson Tide...



Jul 01, 2009 at 12:28 PM
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p.1 #13 · Sam, can you help?


BTW, the way he typed is $18 billion, not million. I'd go for 15% as well.


Jul 01, 2009 at 12:34 PM
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p.1 #14 · Sam, can you help?


You need a second shooter, don't you??!? Please, Please... my Instamatic still works really good and I've got a whole new roll of film. Please?? I would work for almost nothing... only 1%.






Jul 01, 2009 at 07:21 PM
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p.1 #15 · Sam, can you help?


PENIS!!!! VAGINA!!!!! POO!!!!!


Jul 01, 2009 at 07:26 PM
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p.1 #16 · Sam, can you help?


Yea... you should definitely take this seriously. I received an email from Sheik Ahmeed Tijani's secretary. She was planning the very extravagant wedding for his daughter because both his daughter and her fiance were still leaving in the UAE and couldn't do any research there. I had suggested some really cutting edge, nude and sexually provocative poses and they loved the idea, but for some reason the deal fell through... it must have been do to the Sheiks cancer.


Jul 01, 2009 at 07:44 PM
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p.1 #17 · Sam, can you help?


I too hate to hear when someone's cancer has "defiled all forms of medical treatment"! Really a bummer. I was going to write much more, but I'm off to the local Western Union office to send a great chap in Nigeria $200 for some fee. Seems my $30 MILLION USD is being held up by some low life government official (the piker!) until I pay the minor sum...
Best,
Andy



Jul 02, 2009 at 09:26 AM
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p.1 #18 · Sam, can you help?


If anyone is not familiar with 419eater.com - they're a group that baits these scammers and gets them to waste time on fake scam responses.

This VERY, VERY NSFW (and gross) picture here is the result of a 419eater's efforts to mess with the scammer. He made the scammer take that photo as proof...



Jul 02, 2009 at 12:55 PM
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p.1 #19 · Sam, can you help?


Hutt....gross. lol.

They really had him by the balls.



Jul 02, 2009 at 01:05 PM
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p.1 #20 · Sam, can you help?


Touché.


Jul 02, 2009 at 01:11 PM





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