Huston, this is tranquility base. The eagle has landed.
Captain's log, stardate 47852.3.
We began our journey on late February, boldly going where no Israeli person has gone before. The journey started rather vaguely and we were just wandering around with no specific target ahead.
By mid March the target got clearer with each passing day. We got specific info from friendly life forms in a planet with the unpronounceable name of "jcolwell" in the alternate universe. They told us we would have to get a unique object with is made up of two different parts, each hidden in a remote part of the galaxy. Once attached, the combination would posses incredible powers. Therefore, the hunt was on before the Klingons get their hands on it.
Part one of the mission was quickly completed but part two encountered immense obstacles. The Klingons proved to be a mighty adversary and we were only able to accomplish it by late June.
And now we are deep into part three of the mission, which is the most important one i.e. correctly operating that bizarre object and secure the safety of the galaxy. The object did not reveal its secrets easily. We understood that in order to engage its full powers one would need to move it through all three dimensions. First it needed to be tilted, then to be shifted and last, to be rotated. Combining our wits, Mr. Spock and I managed to unlock the first and second movements but the last one remained elusive.
We now head back to the planet of these friendly life forms in the hope that as they helped us before, they will be able to do it again.
Yakim, out.