p.1 #1 · The Dark Side, the truth once and for all
Recent news has reported that Canon made an offer bid to buy Nikon. An inside source has released a transcript of the taped conversation with Canons Chuck Westfall and Michio Kariya, the President of Nikon:
WESTFALL
There is no escape. Don't make
me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You
have only begun to discover your
IQ resolving power. Join me and I will complete
your camera line up.
With our combined strength,
we can end this destructive
conflict between the brands and bring order to the
camera .
KARIYA
I'll never join you!
WESTFALL
If you only knew the power of the
dark side. Mr Olympus never told
you what happened to your father.
KARIYA
He told me enough! It was you
who killed the 1D Mk III AF...... and my father.
