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nathanlake
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p.1 #1 · FM "rules" for all forums


No, I am not an admin...that is why "rules" is in quotes.

I recently quoted my FM rule # 2 in the Canon forum and someone asked me what my other rules were....Here they are...and yes, they are generalization, but how often are they true?



1. The camera is correct more often than the photographer (even the Canon 1DMIII).
2. If your current DSLR is your first DSLR and your pictures don't look good, it is you, not the camera.
3. Anybody can take a great picture with almost any camera, it takes someone with experience to do it twice in a row.
4. Great color does not happen with even the best camera, it requires proper color management.
5. A great photographer can make the worst camera look great and a bad photographer can make the best camera look horrible...and both usually do exactly that.
6. Professional is an attitude, not a paycheck.
7. We always know more than someone else, and someone else always knows more than we do. What goes around, comes around.
8. Inexperience does not necessarily equate with lack of talent or artistic ability. Inexperience is an easily corrected condition that prevents us from making use of our talents and artistic ability.
9. Any camera you have had for more than a week will do less than you want, but seldom less than you need.
10. The features of the camera in your hand are always less desirable than the features of the new camera in the store.
11. A camera without scratches on the body takes better pictures.




Edited on Jan 16, 2008 at 11:40 PM



Jan 16, 2008 at 11:39 PM
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p.1 #2 · FM "rules" for all forums


Nathan

None of the rules are valid according to me. Check this out:

1. No, I paid $4,000 for the body and $2,000 for the 14L II lens so how come it doesn't know to pick out the right person to focus among the 50 or so people in the frame?
2. No. I paid $400 for my D40 and $600 for my 10x zoom and how come my pictures are blurry at the long end when I'm chasing my kids in the house?
3. But how come the Nikon/Canon ads tell me differently? The Canon mom is running up and down the side lines!
4. I spent $$$$$ on CS3, MacPro + 30" monitor, calibration device. Why do my prints from Walgreen's (or another drug store, mass merchandise store, etc) look terrible?
5. No, the 1D3 automatically makes me Ansel Adams. In fact, I'm changing my name to Ansel.
6. I got pro gear. I'm a PRO! I advertise on Craig's List and with my 28-90mm zoom..
7. I know more than you and you'll never know because we've never actually met. We just chat on the Internet. I can make up any claim and all I have to say is "it's my experience..." or "I read it on a Korean/Japanese/Kazakhstan website."
8. Show me your photos before commenting on my work.
9. My 1D2N is a POJ now. Gotta get the D3.
10. IBID
11. The camera without scratches is owned by a rich dentist or doctor/lawyer with GAS.



Jan 17, 2008 at 01:21 AM
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p.1 #3 · FM "rules" for all forums


nathanlake wrote:
8. Inexperience does not necessarily equate with lack of talent or artistic ability. Inexperience is an easily corrected condition that prevents us from making use of our talents and artistic ability.


8a. Experience does not necessarily equate with having talent or artistic ability.



Jan 17, 2008 at 02:15 AM
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p.1 #4 · FM "rules" for all forums


What Elton said.


Jan 17, 2008 at 02:42 AM
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p.1 #5 · FM "rules" for all forums


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11. A camera without scratches on the body takes better pictures.



I was fine up until the last one

Kind of like a quad or dirt bike.....if it's all purdy,
clean and scratchless, you ain't ridin' it right!!!!!!

I take very good care of my bodies and lenses,
but when a shot calls for getting down and dirty..

Hmmm......maybe if you're a portrait 'tog, you
wouldn't have any scratches....unless if you shoot
for the WWE.....

Tom D



Jan 17, 2008 at 10:28 AM
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p.1 #6 · FM "rules" for all forums


I'm with Tom D, in that I don't get "rule" 11.


Jan 17, 2008 at 01:14 PM
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p.1 #7 · FM "rules" for all forums


11 false for me too. If its on the outside, it wont matter.


Jan 17, 2008 at 04:58 PM
Mark Zwiesler
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p.1 #8 · FM "rules" for all forums


paulhodson wrote:
8a. Experience does not necessarily equate with having talent or artistic ability.


I like that!

Also, 11 just doesn't fit.

Mark



Jan 17, 2008 at 07:06 PM
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p.1 #9 · FM "rules" for all forums


EltonTeng wrote:
11. The camera without scratches is owned by a rich dentist or doctor/lawyer with GAS.


GAS Dare I ask?

EB

Edited on Jan 18, 2008 at 08:12 PM



Jan 18, 2008 at 08:11 PM
EltonTeng
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p.1 #10 · FM "rules" for all forums


EB-1 wrote:
GAS Dare I ask?

EB


Gear Accumulation Syndrome.



Jan 18, 2008 at 10:47 PM





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