Yes we have lenses and because US buyers are terrified of contracting Sars from overseas goods prices are immune to FM hype. My 35 Flektogon cost me 15 pounds. 135 cost £8, 50 Tessar £3. They have just paid for themselves 10 times over from an article I did in Amateur Photographer in UK a few weeks back.
Ripost to the cheap dentist crack:
Two men in a pub were looking at the immaculate incisors of an American tourist. Are those real? says one. The other thinks then replies "The teeth are real, it's the rest of him that's false.