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Archive 2012Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
p.1 #1Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
I think Hasselblad will need all the help they can get, so lets help them find an appropriate slogan for the new erm... revolutionary NE.. Lunar camera.
Hasselblad Lunar - Recommended by the Klingon empire.
Hasselblad Lunar - Look, it's genuine wood... from Sweden.
OK, I suck, but I bet you can come up with some neat ones...
Hasselblad Lunar - Recommended by the Klingon empire.
Hasselblad Lunar - Look, it's genuine wood... from Sweden.
OK, I suck, but I bet you can come up with some neat ones...
Sep 20, 2012 at 01:58 PM
p.1 #3Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
Hasselblad Lunar - Hand crafted in Sweden, using exlusively the finest, highest quality luxury materials... and the NEX kit zoom.
Edited on Sep 20, 2012 at 02:26 PM · View previous versions
Sep 20, 2012 at 02:19 PM
p.1 #4Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
Salt in the wound. What was there to expect, a skunk work? Is there such a thing as lunatic finance angels?
Sep 20, 2012 at 02:22 PM
p.1 #5Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
1 min PS job
Hasselblad Lunar - Rapper's Choice
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Sep 20, 2012 at 02:33 PM
p.1 #6Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
Hasselblad Lunar: Bugatti on the outside, Toyota on the inside.
Sep 20, 2012 at 02:46 PM
p.1 #7Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
"Introducing the Hassleblah, by Hasselblad, LLC"
"Get to know (again) the NEXelblad"
"The Lunar Crater"
"The Turkey has landed"
-or- (not suitable for youth)
"We fucked up. Ursäkta!"
"Get to know (again) the NEXelblad"
"The Lunar Crater"
"The Turkey has landed"
-or- (not suitable for youth)
"We fucked up. Ursäkta!"
Sep 20, 2012 at 02:56 PM
p.1 #8Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
http://www.gibranstudio.com/lunar.jpg
"Hasselblad Lunar...our Lunatic Fringe"
Edit...fixed the ad!
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"Hasselblad Lunar...our Lunatic Fringe"
Edit...fixed the ad!
Edited on Sep 22, 2012 at 08:20 AM · View previous versions
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:00 PM
p.1 #9Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
"It used to take us 365 days to hand craft one of the worlds finest cameras. After numerous ownership changes and countless hours of study by our accountants and bankers, we have finally solved that problem...
Introducing the Hasselblad Lunar...We Don't Build Them Like We Used To Because We Don't Build Them At All!"
Introducing the Hasselblad Lunar...We Don't Build Them Like We Used To Because We Don't Build Them At All!"
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:05 PM
p.1 #11Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
Hasselblad Lunar: It's like taking your NEX-7 to Autozone and adding some chrome hubcaps and a steering wheel cover.
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:11 PM
p.1 #12Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
Hasselblad Lunar... because there are people in China who will buy anything European.
...customizable to your own horrific sense of beauty.
...because it's what's on the outside that really counts.
...customizable to your own horrific sense of beauty.
...because it's what's on the outside that really counts.
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:14 PM
p.1 #13Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
Hasselblad Lunar: Designed for you, designed by lunartics.
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:17 PM
p.1 #14Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
Hasselblad is going to change their mission statement too, from:
"To Help Photographers Achieve Their Photographic Potential."
To:
"We aren't sure what our purpose is any more so we're giving pretty much anything a try in order to make a buck."
Only a lunartic would believe that this camera:
Inspired this:
"To Help Photographers Achieve Their Photographic Potential."
To:
"We aren't sure what our purpose is any more so we're giving pretty much anything a try in order to make a buck."
Only a lunartic would believe that this camera:
Inspired this:
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:21 PM
p.1 #15Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
Hasselblad R&D team heard an inner voice: "Build it and they will come".
Sony; say whaat? You want to shrink wrap some endangered species skin and/or exotic wood on top of our NEX7 and sell it at a eight times mark up? Suuuureee...
(scratching heads, thinking what is their angle here...)
Hasselblad Lunar - puts the "Oh" back in Orbit.
Sony; say whaat? You want to shrink wrap some endangered species skin and/or exotic wood on top of our NEX7 and sell it at a eight times mark up? Suuuureee...
(scratching heads, thinking what is their angle here...)Hasselblad Lunar - puts the "Oh" back in Orbit.
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:23 PM
p.1 #16Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
Hasselblad Lunar:
Houston, we have a problem here.
Houston: Go for Lunar.
Hasselblad Lunar: we are afraid people will not take us seriously.
Houston: Well, raise the price to more than five times the competition and they will have to take you seriously. Remember the slogan; you get what you pay for. That ought to sucker a few people into your tractor beam for sure.
Hasselblad Lunar: Roger that Houston.
Houston, we have a problem here.
Houston: Go for Lunar.
Hasselblad Lunar: we are afraid people will not take us seriously.
Houston: Well, raise the price to more than five times the competition and they will have to take you seriously. Remember the slogan; you get what you pay for. That ought to sucker a few people into your tractor beam for sure.
Hasselblad Lunar: Roger that Houston.
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:27 PM
p.1 #17Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
The Hasselblad Lunar : Taking your wallet to the NEXt level.
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:37 PM
p.1 #18Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
"Hasselblad Lunar - Yes, we know what you're thinking" (person in ad holding Lunar, smiling and nodding)
"Hasselblad Lunar - It's out of this world"
"Hasselblad Lunar - We did the unthinkable"
"The Lunar - Look at Hasselblad now" (Wait... that's familiar..)
"Hasselblad Lunar - When words fail you"
"Hasselblad Lunar - Where do I begin"
"Hasselblad Lunar - It will blow your mind"
"Hasselblad Lunar - It's out of this world"
"Hasselblad Lunar - We did the unthinkable"
"The Lunar - Look at Hasselblad now" (Wait... that's familiar..)
"Hasselblad Lunar - When words fail you"
"Hasselblad Lunar - Where do I begin"
"Hasselblad Lunar - It will blow your mind"
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:38 PM
p.1 #19Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
Hasselblad Lunar: Say cheese!
(i.e. the moon is made of cheese)
(i.e. the moon is made of cheese)
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:42 PM
p.1 #20Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
douglasf13 wrote:
Hasselblad Lunar: Bugatti on the outside, Toyota on the inside.
Hasselblad Lunar: Bugatti on the outside, Toyota on the inside.
Sep 20, 2012 at 03:47 PM