And that's exactly what I want to do, baffle my readers. If they don't have a clue of what I'm saying, they might begin to think I actually know what I'm saying Now if I can just figure out how to get the little emoticons in my messages I will be one hip dude.
! Just start randomly tossing them in your messages. You will learn what they mean and you will baffle the heck out of your readers! 
Now if I can just figure out how to get the little emoticons in my messages I will be one hip dude.