suse wrote:
Remember when I broke into your compound, and managed to bypass the llamas? Well, I found this pink frock in your locker.
I knew it was your locker because it said 'Flibble's Top Secret Locker' on the front... Inside there was this frock, next to a piece of paper with 'My Plan to Rule the World' scribbled at the top. I knew you wouldn't mind me borrowing it...
*gulp*
Only kidding...
...you went for the honey trap. Muhahahhahaha.
*dances around feeling devious*
Rule 1 of infiltrating a global llama protected empire:
Don't go for what Flibble thinks you'll go for
Rule 2 of infiltrating a global llama protected empire:
Don't photograph the evidence of what you stole from the honey trap
Rule 3 of infiltrating a global llama protected empire:
Don't talk about frock club
Rule 4 of infiltrating a global llama protected empire:
Whoever it belongs to, this Frock made the finals!! Yippie!! I'm so proud for you, Susan! If nothing else makes you feel better, and get well quicker, this should do it!
(Just tell Flibble you'll give the dress back........IF he loans it to Jane for her wedding.)
Inside there was this frock, next to a piece of paper with 'My Plan to Rule the World' scribbled at the top. I knew you wouldn't mind me borrowing it... 
