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suse wrote:
Hi Dan,
Thanks. I used a passing postman and he's now sueing me for false imprisonment. But it's ok, I've hired Flibs as my lawyer. 
You're in safe hands, Suse. I've been involved in 14 cases of postman imprisonment, and whilst I haven't managed to avoid a guilty charge, I have managed to reduce my sentence down from 9 years to 37 hours of community service. I dunno what it is, those postmen are just so much fun to lock up. I've learnt that the judge prefers you not to meddle with them too much though, so your mumification might not be easy to explain.
Did you allow him access to the toilet? That's what they didn't like on my 7th case. I should have realised that myslef though - my cellar took on quite an aroma after the 3 years I had him.
Anyway... as I said, you're in experienced hands.
Splendid.
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