Camera store problems that need not be mentioned
Finding fault with best intentions
Confused expectations from new members abound
It's a wonder they're all still around

FM changes are sometimes in question
Improvements forgotten after one post session
Selling problems can always be counted
But rest assured all surmounted

Newbies need help with camera selections
Helpful responses with no expectation
Help me with this, help me with that
Does anyone remember where Google is at

So gather your thoughts, get ready to post
Rarely a question from our FM host
Let the holiday season cash registers ring
For Canons and Nikons are a few of my favorite things