I think Hasselblad will need all the help they can get, so lets help them find an appropriate slogan for the new erm... revolutionary NE.. Lunar camera.

Hasselblad Lunar - Recommended by the Klingon empire.

Hasselblad Lunar - Look, it's genuine wood... from Sweden.

OK, I suck, but I bet you can come up with some neat ones...

Hasselblad Lunar - Skin Deep

Hasselblad Lunar - Hand crafted in Sweden, using exlusively the finest, highest quality luxury materials... and the NEX kit zoom.

Salt in the wound. What was there to expect, a skunk work? Is there such a thing as lunatic finance angels?

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Hasselblad Lunar - Rapper's Choice

Hasselblad Lunar: Bugatti on the outside, Toyota on the inside.

"Introducing the Hassleblah, by Hasselblad, LLC"

"Get to know (again) the NEXelblad"

"The Lunar Crater"

"The Turkey has landed"

-or- (not suitable for youth)

"We fucked up. Ursäkta!"

"It used to take us 365 days to hand craft one of the worlds finest cameras. After numerous ownership changes and countless hours of study by our accountants and bankers, we have finally solved that problem...

Introducing the Hasselblad Lunar...We Don't Build Them Like We Used To Because We Don't Build Them At All!"

Putting the crazy back in Lunar.

Hasselblad Lunar: It's like taking your NEX-7 to Autozone and adding some chrome hubcaps and a steering wheel cover.

Hasselblad Lunar... because there are people in China who will buy anything European.

...customizable to your own horrific sense of beauty.

...because it's what's on the outside that really counts.

Hasselblad Lunar: Designed for you, designed by lunartics.

Hasselblad is going to change their mission statement too, from:

"To Help Photographers Achieve Their Photographic Potential."

To:

"We aren't sure what our purpose is any more so we're giving pretty much anything a try in order to make a buck."

Only a lunartic would believe that this camera:



Inspired this:

Hasselblad R&D team heard an inner voice: "Build it and they will come".

Sony; say whaat? You want to shrink wrap some endangered species skin and/or exotic wood on top of our NEX7 and sell it at a eight times mark up? Suuuureee... (scratching heads, thinking what is their angle here...)

Hasselblad Lunar - puts the "Oh" back in Orbit.

Hasselblad Lunar:
Houston, we have a problem here.

Houston: Go for Lunar.

Hasselblad Lunar: we are afraid people will not take us seriously.

Houston: Well, raise the price to more than five times the competition and they will have to take you seriously. Remember the slogan; you get what you pay for. That ought to sucker a few people into your tractor beam for sure.

Hasselblad Lunar: Roger that Houston.

The Hasselblad Lunar : Taking your wallet to the NEXt level.

"Hasselblad Lunar - Yes, we know what you're thinking" (person in ad holding Lunar, smiling and nodding)

"Hasselblad Lunar - It's out of this world"

"Hasselblad Lunar - We did the unthinkable"

"The Lunar - Look at Hasselblad now" (Wait... that's familiar..)

"Hasselblad Lunar - When words fail you"

"Hasselblad Lunar - Where do I begin"

"Hasselblad Lunar - It will blow your mind"

Hasselblad Lunar: Say cheese!

(i.e. the moon is made of cheese)

douglasf13 wrote:
Hasselblad Lunar: Bugatti on the outside, Toyota on the inside.