Hasselblad Lunar - Slogans
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briantho
Registered: Oct 07, 2011
Total Posts: 1102
Country: Sweden

I think Hasselblad will need all the help they can get, so lets help them find an appropriate slogan for the new erm... revolutionary NE.. Lunar camera.

Hasselblad Lunar - Recommended by the Klingon empire.

Hasselblad Lunar - Look, it's genuine wood... from Sweden.

OK, I suck, but I bet you can come up with some neat ones...



carstenw
Registered: Dec 26, 2005
Total Posts: 15814
Country: Germany

Hasselblad Lunar - Skin Deep



briantho
Registered: Oct 07, 2011
Total Posts: 1102
Country: Sweden



Hasselblad Lunar - Hand crafted in Sweden, using exlusively the finest, highest quality luxury materials... and the NEX kit zoom.



wfrank
Registered: Feb 09, 2011
Total Posts: 2968
Country: Sweden

Salt in the wound. What was there to expect, a skunk work? Is there such a thing as lunatic finance angels?



olelovold
Registered: May 25, 2010
Total Posts: 152
Country: United Kingdom

1 min PS job



Hasselblad Lunar - Rapper's Choice



douglasf13
Registered: Apr 09, 2008
Total Posts: 6080
Country: United States

Hasselblad Lunar: Bugatti on the outside, Toyota on the inside.



sirimiri
Registered: Dec 10, 2007
Total Posts: 3410
Country: United States

"Introducing the Hassleblah, by Hasselblad, LLC"

"Get to know (again) the NEXelblad"

"The Lunar Crater"

"The Turkey has landed"

-or- (not suitable for youth)

"We fucked up. Ursäkta!"



Tariq Gibran
Registered: Oct 01, 2006
Total Posts: 10795
Country: United States






"Hasselblad Lunar...our Lunatic Fringe"

Edit...fixed the ad!


Tariq Gibran
Registered: Oct 01, 2006
Total Posts: 10795
Country: United States

"It used to take us 365 days to hand craft one of the worlds finest cameras. After numerous ownership changes and countless hours of study by our accountants and bankers, we have finally solved that problem...

Introducing the Hasselblad Lunar...We Don't Build Them Like We Used To Because We Don't Build Them At All!"



anselwannab
Registered: Dec 21, 2004
Total Posts: 869
Country: United States

Putting the crazy back in Lunar.



douglasf13
Registered: Apr 09, 2008
Total Posts: 6080
Country: United States

Hasselblad Lunar: It's like taking your NEX-7 to Autozone and adding some chrome hubcaps and a steering wheel cover.



freaklikeme
Registered: Apr 08, 2005
Total Posts: 5799
Country: United States

Hasselblad Lunar... because there are people in China who will buy anything European.

...customizable to your own horrific sense of beauty.

...because it's what's on the outside that really counts.



michaelwatkins
Registered: Oct 08, 2011
Total Posts: 1699
Country: Canada

Hasselblad Lunar: Designed for you, designed by lunartics.



michaelwatkins
Registered: Oct 08, 2011
Total Posts: 1699
Country: Canada

Hasselblad is going to change their mission statement too, from:

"To Help Photographers Achieve Their Photographic Potential."

To:

"We aren't sure what our purpose is any more so we're giving pretty much anything a try in order to make a buck."

Only a lunartic would believe that this camera:



Inspired this:



kosmoskatten
Registered: Oct 11, 2005
Total Posts: 3015
Country: Sweden

Hasselblad R&D team heard an inner voice: "Build it and they will come".

Sony; say whaat? You want to shrink wrap some endangered species skin and/or exotic wood on top of our NEX7 and sell it at a eight times mark up? Suuuureee... (scratching heads, thinking what is their angle here...)

Hasselblad Lunar - puts the "Oh" back in Orbit.



kosmoskatten
Registered: Oct 11, 2005
Total Posts: 3015
Country: Sweden

Hasselblad Lunar:
Houston, we have a problem here.

Houston: Go for Lunar.

Hasselblad Lunar: we are afraid people will not take us seriously.

Houston: Well, raise the price to more than five times the competition and they will have to take you seriously. Remember the slogan; you get what you pay for. That ought to sucker a few people into your tractor beam for sure.

Hasselblad Lunar: Roger that Houston.



mcbroomf
Registered: Mar 18, 2003
Total Posts: 2411
Country: United States

The Hasselblad Lunar : Taking your wallet to the NEXt level.



ukkisavosta
Registered: Nov 28, 2010
Total Posts: 417
Country: Finland

"Hasselblad Lunar - Yes, we know what you're thinking" (person in ad holding Lunar, smiling and nodding)

"Hasselblad Lunar - It's out of this world"

"Hasselblad Lunar - We did the unthinkable"

"The Lunar - Look at Hasselblad now" (Wait... that's familiar..)

"Hasselblad Lunar - When words fail you"

"Hasselblad Lunar - Where do I begin"

"Hasselblad Lunar - It will blow your mind"



rscheffler
Registered: Aug 23, 2005
Total Posts: 4936
Country: Canada

Hasselblad Lunar: Say cheese!

(i.e. the moon is made of cheese)



artd
Registered: Mar 01, 2011
Total Posts: 1173
Country: N/A

douglasf13 wrote:
Hasselblad Lunar: Bugatti on the outside, Toyota on the inside.



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