Canon 5D for doing the fancy shenanigans
Canon EF 100 2.8 Macro USM for when it's small
Canon EF 70-200 F4L USM for when it's far away
Canon EF 17-40 F4L USM for when it's wide
Canon EF 24-70 F2.8L USM for when I walk around
Canon 580EX II Flashy thing for when it's dark