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(reposting instead of linking 'cause I'm having a harder time finding this now)
I notice that my feelings about this have been changing over time, probably as a result of reading post upon post of horror or near-horror stories about this kind of thing... so I don't claim that this is my FINAL position on the matter.
Here's the problem:
Let's pretend you're Joe Guest Who can't take a photo worth the cost of the digital bits being used by it. You take your Panasonic Lumisoux-G893Z P2 to the wedding and snap some shots. You delete the ones that are blurry, heads chopped off, or where the bride and groom are out of focus in the background while some homeless lady is in focus in the foreground . The hired pro gives you a couple of looks and points you to the bar a couple of times, and hints you should be hitting on the bridesmaids instead of photographing their a$$es
Anyway... you get home, you posts your pictures, 22 of them, 1 of which doesn't totally suck. You go to sleep. Nobody ever asks you for the Full size files, RAW files, nobody asks anything in fact, except "did you work off the booze yet?"
Now let's pretend you're Joe "Pro Photographer" Guest. You show up with your 5DMk2 135 L and a 35 L just to show that you don't need no stinkin' zooms. You waste half of the time you really should be wasting hitting on the bridesmaids while your wife's not looking taking well composed artistic shots of the event. The pro photographer takes the mother of the bride aside to make sure you're not getting paid. He stops shooting the formals and refuses to continue until you leave the church (the other people with the Point and shoot can stay). He makes faces at you all throughout the evening, takes photos of you to post on photography forums to make fun of you, refers to you as Bob and right after the cutting of the cake, rips the fong dong off your 580EX2 tosses it to the floor and squashes it like it was a glass at a jewish wedding.
You drive home glad that the pro didn't wrap your 5D2's strap around your neck and toss you into the koi pond where you would either drown or be electrocuted because oh yeah you were wearing a 240volt Battery pack for your flash, in your front pocket. your PP suffers.
You get home and your iphone goes off. WTF?!?! It's like 2am. It's the Groom "Hey Joe, we just did it three times in a row... I'm dying here man she's insatiable... hey pal, did you upload any of your shots on Facebook yet?
And it's downhill from there. You can't just post out of camera shots. You're a professional photographer. Anything YOU send out will be scrutinized like crazy. So now you have to post-process the photos, remove blemishes, do some selective color and fancy white vignettes.
By the time you're done... you've accomplished the following:
- Some teenager out of college is banging the bridesmaid you could have had a quicky with ... and you're in bed next to Gertrude. Your PP is definitelly not happy.
- You have a contract on your head placed on 99Contracts.com by the official photographer
- You've spent 5 hours post-processing images for free
- You're looking forward to the divorce, hopefully it will happen soon, before people start asking you for free prints. After all you have a printer right there, what could a print possibly cost you... a penny? I'll take 6 11x17's Joe please, on coated archival paper... you're a peach!
and just when you thought it was over you get this text from the bride:
"Hey Joe, my husband's on the lounge-chair recuperating... dunno what it is but he seems really dead today. Anyway... my high school best friend's daughter's boyfriend is a professional wedding photographer, oh and he works at the Gap and pizza hut too!, anyway... he said that if you could give him the RAW files he could do some photoshop magic on them for me. Would I need to buy a DVD for you or can you just email them to him? Thanks sweetie!"
So the moral of the story is the following:
Either
1. Don't bring the gear
or
2. When you get home from the wedding, before you do anything else update your facebook status to "Memory card with the wedding photos from tonight is corrupted. Better buy Sandisk next time"
oh yeah...
and don't keep a 240v battery pack next to your PP
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