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When Hell is full,
the Holgas will walk the earth.
PURE EVIL SINCE 1826
rotten dot camera
An archive of disturbing photography
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The soft white L glass of the net, eviscerated for all to see: Rotten dot camera
collects images and information from many sources to present the photog with a
truly unpleasant experience.
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Old Yeller (2) (3)
How we do things down south.
Seeing through the lens
Taking things literally.
Dismember
Canon 17-85mm reduced to component parts.
AA filter removal
A screwdriver is always the right tool for the job.
Never doubt your worth (2)
...Until you see this much L glass.
Sold out
We ran out of room, honest.
Halfed
New and improved.
Red white and blue
Sacrifice in the line of duty.
Facelift (2) (3) (4)
What's under the hood?
Canon's solution
What crisis?
Run-n'-gun
Bring a steadicam next time.
Neckstraps save lives
Gotta remember.
Plop!
600L, Croc hunter. (courtesy of BL)
Nikon pieces
Better than Canon pieces.
Worn Kodak
Must be the only one.
Larry Burrows
Leica pulls through.
On the table
What makes 'em tick?
Expose for the obsolescence
Develop for the trash bin.
Paintball camera
Maybe bringing my L wasn't such a good idea after all...
Open sesame!
A cave of wonders awaits.
ur doin it wrong
Wonder what the bokeh looks like.
LCD rage
Now it only previews your insurance.
Zoom, crack!
Non-macro lens doesn't macro.
iBroke
Not camera, but does have one.
Ashes to ashes
Remains of an arson victim.
Muck
Cleaning cloths ain't gonna help.
BBQ
Don't leave your camera next to the stove.
Bike
Off-road oopsy.
Addiction exposed
Once you pop...
Submerged
Capt. Nemo wants his camera back.
Saved by the filter
A sheet of glass too close.
Seeing through the lens 2
Hike in the woods gone wrong.
Backup
Camera left on the driveway.
Dismember 2
Step-by-step dissection.
Camera armor
Delaying the inevitable?
Bike 2
Roundhouse kick from a BMX.
DIY 400L repair
He really tried...
Geared up
Not so micro motor.
Ashes 2 ashes
Plastic meets inferno.
Wide open
Fresh from the curb stomp.
Side-splitting
This ain't no laughing matter.
Nikon fail
A lesson learned, is a lesson learned too late.
Autopsy
Tripod mount was the culprit...
All. Aboard. The. Fail. Boat.
Same shit, different a-holes.
Plop two! (take 2)
Getting that sinking feeling...
Say cheese!
Trophy on the war front.
On the table 2
He can totally put it back together.
Sum wan bling?
A classic!
Stair-stepping
A flight down a few flights.
Irish brew
Alcohol really mellows you out.
Zeiss 50mm f/0.7 (2)
Will leave your Noctilux in the dust.
Extra, Extra, read all about it!
The early days of photography.
Trip
Winter fun for everyone.
Sold out 2
It's a conspiracy theory.
Burn, Noink, burn!
Fed up, or fanboy?
Wipe out
Almost got crushed there, buddy.
Drag strip
$10k oopsie.
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rotten galleries
exhibits of the weird and amusing.
Photographer lol! (2) (3)
Photography is serious business.
By the bucket (2) (3)
Ripley has nothing on this freakshow.
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Death avails you not. more coming soon...
Interesting links
Canon virtual plant - See how your lenses are made.
Fake Chuck Westfall - Helped donate the broken Canons you see on this page.
Ken Rockwell - Everything this guy says is true. Don't forget to donate a million bucks while you're there.
Cambridge in Colour - Learn everything about the technical side of photography.
Dark Roasted Blend - The internet's premier site for strange and bizarre photos & illustarions.
The Canon Advantage - Has Nikon shaking in it's boots.
NYCPR - No flash plz, it's war on photography.
You Suck at Photoshop - Golly, you really do suck!
Toothwalker - In-depth explanations on the finer points of optics.
Feel free to share your horrors & bookmark.
Edited on Nov 09, 2010 at 11:56 PM · View previous versions
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