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jofoto photo wrote:
batterò tutte queste incisioni del peso dello zio e renderò il sembrare della sposa bello per libero

FALLIMENTO EPICO

Translating that back into English (using a human brain, not the googles of course) would yield:

I will beat all these incisions on the weight of the uncle and will render the appearing of the bride beautiful for liberty*

Awesome! Your Italian is impeccable

*Ok in reality that last word should be translated as "FREE" but the thing is that in Italian the word LIBERO means free as in FREEDOM not as in FREE with purchase of bottle of beer... (That word would be "gratis") so I wanted to make sure to convey the fact that any attempt at conveying a price at zero had been met by an EPIC FAIL.

Nov 04, 2009 at 09:37 PM

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jofoto photo wrote:
batterò tutte queste incisioni del peso dello zio e renderò il sembrare della sposa bello per libero

Quest era il peggio l'italiano mai.

Nov 04, 2009 at 09:40 PM

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p.3 #3 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

Posso fare quello anche.

Nov 04, 2009 at 09:48 PM

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p.3 #4 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

Ciao Not Lisy, Ah .hit you blew my cover, i meant every word of it, grazie. Well see what the bella sposa has to say.
Now movimento strisciante indietro sotto la vostra pizza

See you in Italy PAPÀ with your compact lurking in the bushes

arrivederci

I just like the ice cream!! And of course all the beautiful women who think there not beautiful, Cut me some slack

lisy78 wrote:
jofoto photo wrote:
batterò tutte queste incisioni del peso dello zio e renderò il sembrare della sposa bello per libero

Nov 04, 2009 at 09:52 PM

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p.3 #5 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

Since the 1st, 2nd and 3rd position have been called...
I'll take 4th wipe.

I don't speak Italian (love the food though).
All ready have pass port and have been over the pond in both directions.
Bonus: Can pick up camera and get creative behind the scenes stuff .....

Specialty: Can perform safety walk around on aircraft and ensure luggage does not get wet!

Later.....

Nov 04, 2009 at 09:52 PM

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p.3 #6 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

Gradico il gelato italiano

VPell wrote:
jofoto photo wrote:
batterò tutte queste incisioni del peso dello zio e renderò il sembrare della sposa bello per libero

Quest era il peggio l'italiano mai.

Nov 04, 2009 at 09:56 PM

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p.3 #7 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

How many of you yanks actually have passports anyway lol

Are you lot in the 20 odd percent?

p.s. for avoidance of intercontinental offence the above is a joke (although I am interested to see if there is a higher % in the pro wedding photographer community than there is in the general population)

Nov 04, 2009 at 10:26 PM

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p.3 #8 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

Wow so many reactions already !! Not only here at the forum but also many PM's. I will do my best to answer you all as soon as possible. Now I know what to do....time to visit all your websites.

Oh yes, I saw that there are many Italian food lovers here. I can already tell you that we will do our best to serve the best Italian food and wines. There will be also lots of prosecco ofcourse :-)

Nov 04, 2009 at 10:43 PM

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p.3 #9 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

Good idea making them think they have a shot, haha!

Edit: crap I meant to PM that.

Nov 04, 2009 at 10:52 PM

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Karl Goosen wrote:
Wow so many reactions already !! Not only here at the forum but also many PM's. I will do my best to answer you all as soon as possible. Now I know what to do....time to visit all your websites.

Oh yes, I saw that there are many Italian food lovers here. I can already tell you that we will do our best to serve the best Italian food and wines. There will be also lots of prosecco ofcourse :-)

www.jclayphoto.com/blog I hear is all the rage.

Nov 04, 2009 at 10:57 PM

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p.3 #11 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

pizza

Nov 04, 2009 at 10:58 PM

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p.3 #12 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

This thread is the FM equivalent of a drunk girl at a party...

Nov 04, 2009 at 11:05 PM

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p.3 #13 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

I was mistaken for an Italian once...

BKphotography.com

Nov 04, 2009 at 11:11 PM

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p.3 #14 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

I once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like.

Nov 04, 2009 at 11:41 PM

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This is going to be interesting, cant wait to find out who gets the job, should be awesome. I can hear you all salivating at the thought.. Italy, Wedding, Photography, getting paid... hehehe! Goodluck!

Nov 05, 2009 at 12:32 AM

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p.3 #16 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

i have $5 on tony.

Nov 05, 2009 at 12:40 AM

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p.3 #17 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

Little different from most of the guys here on style. Check out the website and blog.

www.ThirdElementStudios.com

Nov 05, 2009 at 12:51 AM

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p.3 #18 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

Scusate amici, ma a voi piace l'Italia solo per il cibo??
Ma le donne italiane le avete mai viste?

@Karl Goosen, Auguri!

Viva Ferrara, città della bicicletta! Beautiful city

Nov 05, 2009 at 01:25 AM

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swim_r wrote:
Little different from most of the guys here on style. Check out the website and blog.

www.ThirdElementStudios.com

Nice work, but i wouldn't say different at all.

Nov 05, 2009 at 02:11 AM

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p.3 #20 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

Va Bene!

Nov 05, 2009 at 02:20 AM

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p.3 #21 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

would love to shoot it, here is a link to a recent wedding of mine: http://www.ceronephotography.com/blog/2009/10/12/brooke-and-hunters-wedding/

Nov 05, 2009 at 02:27 AM

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p.3 #22 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

I'm not the guy to photograph this for you, but I'll offer my congratulations on your upcoming nuptials!

Cheers,

Tony

Nov 05, 2009 at 02:30 AM

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p.3 #23 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

Hey Karl, not an ounce of Italian blood in my veins, but I was born and raised 20 minutes from Belgium!

Ik zou het dolgraag doen!!!

Nov 05, 2009 at 03:46 AM

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p.3 #24 · Photographer needed in Italy (2011)

I got not even a PM. Hoffer wins again.

Nov 05, 2009 at 04:04 AM

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