I was at a friend's studio and had the opportunity to photo some of his latest sculpture work. He can better explain than I, but he carves objects out of wood and upon completion they look identical to the real thing...from ipods including accessories to life preservers to whatever...
...and also this sums up my mood today...
So I submit - Frederick Ellenberger's "Dog Poo"...
You know an eternal junior high humored turd like me will enjoy this!
Oh, the jokes to be played with fake poo!
Reminds me of a funny scene from the movie, "Top Secret."
Picking up and handing over to the gag-man, "Here, you dropped your fake dog poo."
Gag man, "What fake dog poo?"