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dennisyvette
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A white dress, a orange bride (tanning beds or spray booth orange), yellow lighting in a church, and shinny makeup, This one is killing me! Y

Jul 09, 2009 at 02:37 PM
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dennisyvette wrote:
a orange bride (tanning beds or spray booth orange)

Maybe this is a real life version of the atrocious movie "Bride Wars".

Jul 09, 2009 at 02:40 PM
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No matching groom and bridal party?



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Jul 09, 2009 at 02:41 PM
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lol yuck.

Jul 09, 2009 at 02:41 PM
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Better bone up on your black and white

Jul 09, 2009 at 02:43 PM
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That stinks but what is the worst is when the bride and groom hit the tanning beds and she turns yellow and he turns red and they both wear white...ick. If you want to tone down his red she turns green and if you try to turn down her yellow he turns purple. I always tell people not to tan just before their wedding but they don't listen.

Jul 09, 2009 at 02:45 PM
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javamomd wrote:
That stinks but what is the worst is when the bride and groom hit the tanning beds and she turns yellow and he turns red and they both wear white...ick. If you want to tone down his red she turns green and if you try to turn down her yellow he turns purple. I always tell people not to tan just before their wedding but they don't listen.

sorry, forgot to say that the groom is red and oily skin too...

Jul 09, 2009 at 02:48 PM
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Scott Clark wrote:
Better bone up on your black and white


+1.

Funny story...my wife and all the sisters decided to get a spray tan just before their brother's wedding. Let just say they stay in there a little too long. All the man laughed so hard when they came home. They spend an hour in the shower trying to undo some of the spray tan.


Jul 09, 2009 at 03:06 PM
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<-------- = you?

Jul 09, 2009 at 04:34 PM
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Let's see a shot!

Jul 09, 2009 at 04:49 PM
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Sounds like a good one to outsource.

Jul 09, 2009 at 05:00 PM
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You gotta post the pic from that one. Especially after the Wonka reference.

Jul 09, 2009 at 05:55 PM
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do your best and if they complain, just yell.......WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??


haha, would be nice, huh?

Jul 09, 2009 at 06:04 PM
 



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gel your lenses now

Jul 09, 2009 at 06:16 PM
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You could always be doing an office job instead? That could be worse.

Jul 09, 2009 at 06:55 PM
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gravygraffix wrote:
<-------- = you?

I am on the floor hysterically laughing!!!

Jul 09, 2009 at 08:09 PM
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.... being electrocuted.

Jul 09, 2009 at 08:17 PM
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(not mine: http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/)

Jul 09, 2009 at 10:01 PM
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I feel your pain.

Had one a couple months ago... actually she looked good, but she made the groom look very, very pasty.

Jul 09, 2009 at 11:37 PM
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Need a hand?

Jul 10, 2009 at 11:49 AM
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Drop the saturation on the faces using the local tools if using ACR/LR/Aperture. Got the same thing from a recent wedding, complained of orange faces, showed them that the bride was the only one in the groups with that orange face, everyone elses was perfect and they should direct their complaints to the makup people.

Jul 10, 2009 at 12:31 PM
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WalnutPond wrote:
(not mine: http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/)


There's a LOT of Blue Steel going on in that link.

Jul 10, 2009 at 03:02 PM
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lol!!!

wow... do chicks dig that crap? they all look the same... stupid lemmings.

Jul 10, 2009 at 03:52 PM
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Beni wrote:
Drop the saturation on the faces using the local tools if using ACR/LR/Aperture. Got the same thing from a recent wedding, complained of orange faces, showed them that the bride was the only one in the groups with that orange face, everyone elses was perfect and they should direct their complaints to the makup people.


I created an action in photoshop to lower the saturation and take out some of the orange/red. They look much better. To top this off, when I got to the reception pictures, there were multi-color lights that the band had set up on either side of the room. They were lower to the floor than most DJ's use and closer to the dance floor. I had to use the same action to correct for the orange/red. Anything close up were fine, the flash took care of it. Anything shot from a distance needed work. I'm finally through them. Yvette

Jul 10, 2009 at 03:54 PM
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Love to see an original and and after



Jul 10, 2009 at 04:47 PM




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