John Patrick
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trenchmonkey wrote:
Always wondered why condoms came in three packs...had NOTHING to do with the girl next door. Doh!! 
Completely unrelated, but that reminds me of a joke (and if you're offended, sorry!)
A teenage boy walks nervously into a pharmacy, and can't seem to find the condoms. After a bit of nerves, he finally walks up to the pharmacist and asks where they are. The pharmacist, being a helpful chap, asks if he's in high school or college.
The boy, lying, says "College, but why?"
The pharmacist says, "Well, that determines which package you get?"
"Like what?" the boy asks.
"Well, if you're in high school, the package comes with 3," replied the pharmacist.
When the boy asked why three, the pharmacist replied "One for use on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday"
"Oh, and college?"
"College boys get the seven pack."
"Seven?"
"Sure, one for each day of the week."
"Oh, I see," said the boy. "But what about married guys?"
"Married guys buy the twelve pack."
Thinking for a second, the boy shakes his head. "Why twelve?"
"Easy," says the pharmacist. "January, February, March...."
John
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I just use them, take apart completely and clean when needed, a little grease on the threads and works like new...sometimes better with a smidge more grease...but never even considered booties! I would however, worry about anything that might make it less stable, which is the whole point of using them...guess if you are careful that won't happen. You should consider the spikes tho, they are certainly easy to clean.