Realizing that I'd not been using my camera to it's fullest potential, I decided to read the manual, and I nearly shouted when I found Custom Shooting Mode #202a, which is Full Frame mode. I thought I'd give it a whirl, and it seems to work very well. What do you think?
I can't seem to get it out of this mode though. I've tried the two-button reset and everything. I may have to just ebay it and get a real camera though. Enjoy.