Read that the other day, UHH what a nightmare. Can't image what I would do in that situation. I have had to shove down a bunch of Imodium before a wedding as a bit of insurance policy to what was a ruff morning.
Worried about a few hikers?
That reminds me of the time England soccer international had a similar 'accident' in the World Cup...on TV... in front of millions...
Always have a spare pair of trousers and undies in the car... Never happened to me, but for some reason I've always had the fear of things going south... literally...