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So, it may simply be the huge volume of madeira wine that I've imbibed this Christmas (Merry Festive Season you salubrious FM Citizens) but having a read of the forum this evening I've basically just been cackling maniacally. Seriously, you lot make me laugh - in a good way. I'm now going to highlight some excellent comedy posts - you could call it the Occasional and Utterly Informal Fred Miranda Wedding Photography Forum Comedy Awards (OUIFMWPFCA). Or perhaps something more catchy...
If you get name checked, well done, your tufty club badges are enroute.
In "bride requesting to see all pics help?"
DONIV wrote:
when you go to a fancy restaurant, does the chef give you the guts and bones or just the juicy breasts?
In "Warming up an engagement/wedding subject that doesn't like their photo taken"
TTLKurtis wrote:
I keep a tiny satchel with chunks of ripped beef jerky attached to my belt. Whenever the guy does a good thing, I give him a little piece followed by a manly pat on the ass (keeping a completely flat, stiff hand is crucial here... floppy hand or a little curl feels like grab-assin')... then say 'Good job, sport.'
In the 'Worst' category of "2015 :: Best and Worst Purchases"
ricardovaste wrote:
Worst.
1. Huge table that was meant to be solid oak, which turned out to be chipboard with veneer.
2. Made to measure jacket which isn't up to scratch.
3. Tickets to watch Bond. What a let down that was.
Just a few that stood out. Feel free to share the comedy, intentional or incidental, below.
Merry New Year all!
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