Upload & Sell: Off
What I meant to write was that a smaller body & lens, to a bored hotel employee, means "Just another tourist. I can go back to reading about Kim K's pregnancy while snacking on my donut".
But a pro body, big lens + pro lighting = "Wow, something for me to do. Let me go over & harass that 'overpriced' professional. When I mention the $200 permit, he'll probably slip me $20 because, after all, they have such an enormous profit margin."
Ah, yeah, makes sense now. I'm loopy, haven't slept more than 5 hours in any night the last week and a half.